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Darkling
Sure, it can find aliens...

It has processed billions of signals and saved millions of years of computing time, and done all sorts of record breaking mind boggling things.

But dont you think we should have used that power for something a LOT more useful?
Something we could ALL benefit from?
You know what im talking about!

WHAT could POSSIBLY be more important than finding "aliens", I hear you say...

We could have used this power to FIGURE OUT WOMEN!!!


(Tho that may actually be quite a bit harder than finding aliens... I dont know)
Ishikawa
ok..... wink.gif

rather use a project that searches for cures???

i run seti, don see no probs
King Milo IV
QUOTE(Darkwing @ Jul 31 2003, 01:53 PM)
Sure, it can find aliens...

It has processed billions of signals and saved millions of years of computing time, and done all sorts of record breaking mind boggling things.

But dont you think we should have used that power for something a LOT more useful?
Something we could ALL benefit from?
You know what im talking about!

WHAT could POSSIBLY be more important than finding "aliens", I hear you say...

We could have used this power to FIGURE OUT WOMEN!!!


(Tho that may actually be quite a bit harder than finding aliens... I dont know)

uhm..such a post..with such a [norty word] stupid reason??
Sleeper
My boy, all the PC power in all the world won't be able to crack that code..... tomaatit.gif

I'll stick to the aliens!
aman
shouldn't we just point the radio telescopes to Venus? biggrin.gif
Ishikawa
now THAT is funny!!!!

good one!
Ninja Mo
ah but you see, there is a fundamental flaw in all the reasonings....

SETI searhced radio frequencies or some such that actually exist, ie that raw data is there to be processed...there is no raw data on women

besides which, at least the search for Aliens has a small hope for success...understanding women? Come on...that's just far fetched...
Paysage d’hiver
Fundemental fact really, rather spend huge amounts of time and energy searching for something hard to find when if found can be used to solve alot of things than it is searching for small (the now/why) things.

Also Theoreticly speaking, if the aliens have technology to turn unorganic matter(table) into organic matter(monkey) at the very least they will have a device that can pick up brain patterns that discern emotions.
Ishikawa
ok.....
Karnaugh
QUOTE(Ishikawa @ Aug 8 2003, 07:45 PM)
ok.....

Bergie would be proud of that one liner...
Bergie
QUOTE(Karnaugh @ Aug 8 2003, 11:49 PM)
QUOTE(Ishikawa @ Aug 8 2003, 07:45 PM)
ok.....

Bergie would be proud of that one liner...

Bleh....amateurs....

You suggesting that I post one liners or something ? biggrin.gif
Darkling
King Milo IV, you think figuring out women is stupid? Oooooooookay..... Perhaps we should have used all that SETI power to figure out a way to grow you a sense of humour...

Ablaghada: IN-organic (tsk, tsk)

As an update, I have decided there is no point in trying to figure out women, instead Im going to let them figure ME out... Its not that hard really, all they have to do is listen to Bloke by Chris Franklin, the male answer to Bitch by Meredith Brooks...
aman
QUOTE(Ablaghada @ Aug 7 2003, 10:26 PM)
Fundemental fact really, rather spend huge amounts of time and energy searching for something hard to find when if found can be used to solve alot of things than it is searching for small (the now/why) things.

Also Theoreticly speaking, if the aliens have technology to turn unorganic matter(table) into organic matter(monkey) at the very least they will have a device that can pick up brain patterns that discern emotions.

Ishikawa... i think the one liner should be :

huh ? ......
Darkling
I wonder if the aliens we find will understand women better... They will probably have had a LOT longer to work them out than us after all...
King Milo IV
actually darkwing, i got a sense of humour, but to post a topic as childish as this in the Fight Club..is really rather a stupid thing..You made the topic, and tried to then turn it into a joke..really sad thumbdown.gif
Darkling
QUOTE(King Milo IV @ Sep 2 2003, 06:46 AM)
actually darkwing, i got a sense of humour, but to post a topic as childish as this in the Fight Club..is really rather a stupid thing..You made the topic, and tried to then turn it into a joke..really sad thumbdown.gif

huh?

Okwoteverbiteme.
Joe
I run SETI@Home along with Rosetta@Home in BOINC punk.gif
millennia
This must be the oldest topic ever brought back to life! tongue.gif
RustPuppet
Sigh.
cyfermaster
LOL. I used to run Seti. Not anymore though sad.gif Wonder where I put those install files....
millennia
You'll need to run BOINC now n00b sad.gif

rurounikenshin
And there are various other projects to do...

Like Einstien( at )home, rosetta( at )home, climateprediction...

rurounikenshin
Thought I'd post a few pics of the Climate change project up for interests sake.

I am still looking into finishing this spare machine of mine and adding it to the pool.
cyfermaster
Hmm... I have a machine doing nothing at home. Maybe I should connect it up and get it doing some of this crunching stuff...
rurounikenshin
Might be a good idea tongue.gif
Joe
How about a V9 group?
cyfermaster
Sounds like a good idea. smile.gif If there is a group then I will most definately sign up. I will just need to be guided in setting it all up. tongue.gif
Darkling
Four upgrades, two Core2 Duo computers, 16 Gigs of RAM, 1.6Tb HDD, one daughter, and 4 years later..........

Still no closer to an answer sad.gif
millennia
omg a darkling! wb dude smile.gif
Darkling
Its been ages millennia, scuse the pun.
cyfermaster
LOL. laugh.gif
millennia
hahaha, good pun though wink.gif

Grats on the daughter dude smile.gif
Darkling
Thanks,

Though she is learning to talk very quickly now, so I have to moderate my swearing sad.gif
The only saving grace is that she cant manage the "F" and "K" sounds, so she runs around screaming "Bugger bugger bugger".

I think its funny, but her mom and grans dont, so there we go... WOMEN!&%^*$
Paul
The return of marky mark.

How you doing you slimeball?
cyfermaster
QUOTE
I think its funny,


LOL. I think that would be classic to see. I'm with you on that. When I get a child first thing I am teaching it, is to run around going "Bugger bugger bugger". hahaha
Darkling
Doin well Pauly, enjoying the slow life biggrin.gif
Hows things up there my greasy love monkey?

cyfermaster: Ill put a video up of her running around screaming "Bugger! bugger! bugger!". Bandwidth is cheaper than a baby!!!!!!!!
I have also taught her to say "Crikey, have a look at this bugger" in honour of Steve Irwin, though it usually comes out as "Kwaaikee bugger"

Paul
lmfao, kids are cool.

my son is way past the cute stage and is into the "i'm a very forward 9 yr old that thinks he knows more than his dad" stage
cyfermaster
Brilliant. Makes me chuckle just thinking about it.
millennia
QUOTE
LOL. I think that would be classic to see. I'm with you on that. When I get a child first thing I am teaching it, is to run around going "Bugger bugger bugger". hahaha

heh, i've taught my boy the magic word...

B00bies! laugh.gif
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