LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

A Nigerian, a Mozambican and a South African are sitting in a Soweto

Tavern having a pint of beer.

The Nigerian grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air,

Draws a pistol and shoots the glass in mid-air.

He shouts: "In Nigeria we have so many glasses we never drink out of the

Same glass twice!"

The Mozambican downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the

Gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and

Says:

"Heela, in Mozambique we have so much sand which makes glass really

Cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glass twice!"

The South African finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar,

Picks up the gun, shoots both the Nigerian and the Mozambican and says

To the barman:

"In South Africa we have so many Nigerians and Mozambicans that we never

Have to drink with the same ones twice!"

Might I sugest converting it to JPG?

apologies... JPG done