11. Female welders are really into you. (Have you ever seen a female welder?)

10. Guys down at junkyard always messing with you with the giant electromagnet.

9. Getting an erection can be quite painful if penis has not been properly positioned beforehand.

8. Carbon Nanotube Man always teasing you about how his suit is lighter.

7. Tongue sticks to the inside of helmet in the winter.

6. Everybody's always asking you to crack walnuts for them.

5. Have to endure jokes about "Ferrous Bueller."

4. Everyone assumes you're into heavy metal.

3. Clanking makes it hard to sneak up on the bad guys.

2. Keeps setting off that security thing at the exit of Best Buy.

1. Everyone makes the wrong assumption when you tell them you need to stay home and polish your helmet.

thats some funny shit right there