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RustPuppet
I know it's old but I don't remember it being posted on V9 before.

It was dropped as a flyer on the doorstep of a 'witch' and she promptly put it online:

QUOTE
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please bdiscard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church


Bugger, I scored over 20 sad.gif
Valheru
It is funny how people are so naive.

Just by doing my normal day job i score more than 5.
Paul
they just described a hacker
Nitro Guy
WTF!!!!! That madness..... 5?!!!?!!!? Geez most people are goths in this case
RustPuppet
QUOTE(Paul @ Feb 15 2008, 12:06 PM) *
they just described a hacker

Always funny, and still very true.
rurounikenshin
Just be getting into my car and switching my head unit on I am apparently a Satanist (Manson, Cradle of Filth, NiN, Susperia, Nightwish to name just a few - are frequently played at high VOLUME in my house or car.

But going to work or going home, I am apparently a satanist.

How f#cking idiotic is this list?

So then ANY one who plays PC/Video games is a satanist?

If I watch DSTV?

PLEASE!!!!
rurounikenshin
Lol, my cell just rang.

Fogot that my current ring tone is a Manson song "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me"

Guess I must be a goth/satanist?

LOL biggrin.gif
millennia
bwahhahaha

Could be good if your phone rings when you're in a meeting with the boss tongue.gif
rurounikenshin
QUOTE(millennia @ Feb 15 2008, 01:40 PM) *
bwahhahaha

Could be good if your phone rings when you're in a meeting with the boss tongue.gif


Hehe! Meeting profile FTW!
Heir_of_Isildur
QUOTE

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Yeah, that's so butal!

QUOTE

-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.


LOLOLOLOL god damned catholics!
hunter

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

hey leave me alone, the Wii is boring sad.gif
Psycrow
Who makes these lists? It discribes half the people I know.
And why is it that if you masturbate you're considered goth?
I thought it was fun for everyone. Do we really have to bring labels into this?
renske.gif
katrina
i scored over 20!!! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fishfly
wtf? that list just lists the entire daily activity of 99% of the population...

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-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.


laugh.gif those things make you goth?? sigh I might as well shoot myself now! death.gif
divine_madness
We should change the v9 forums to a goth community seeing as we're all just a bunch of vampiric, suicidal goths.

The Church is so naive
Acissej
QUOTE(divine_madness @ May 2 2008, 02:51 AM) *
We should change the v9 forums to a goth community seeing as we're all just a bunch of vampiric, suicidal goths.

The Church is so naive



i completely and utterly agree. we're all so goth....


lol gotta love catholics....
Kimberly (I"M FUCKING GOTH)
Wut the fucking hell?
that's the most dumbass list ever.
so stero-type and fucking shitty.
dun post that ever again.




QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 02:49 AM) *
I know it's old but I don't remember it being posted on V9 before.

It was dropped as a flyer on the doorstep of a 'witch' and she promptly put it online:

QUOTE
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please bdiscard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church


Bugger, I scored over 20 sad.gif

toasted
Woah. *swallows her chill pill.

I scored 30. Wooot. biggrin.gif
Heir_of_Isildur
Well I suppose we can add: "Can't spell for shit" to the list tongue.gif
Paul
QUOTE(Heir_of_Isildur @ Nov 9 2008, 11:27 PM) *
Well I suppose we can add: "Can't spell for shit" to the list tongue.gif



rotfl
rurounikenshin
What I find really funny is how they make out that Vampires are also satanists...

Vampires drink blood for FOOD!!!
NOT to attain Satan... Are we to believe that Mosquito's, leaches, tick's, flea's and Vampire bats are also some how worshiping satan...

Vampires only come out at night because they are extremely photo-sensitive and sunlight will KILL them.
(Would you go outside during the day if doing so would immolate you? - I think not...)

Fucking idiotic people who compile these bullshit lists...

A little education about the subject matter they are so vehemently against might go a long way to make what they're trying to promote plausible...

Paul
QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Frequently wears black clothing.


I am overweight and black clothes make me look slimmer, most of my clothes are black .


QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.


yeah, I do, cause I support those bands you chops

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.


ACTUALLY!!! - the bible states that the body is a temple, I aint never been into a church or shcul that wasnt decorated in some fashion or other.

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.


maybe cause I am eccentric?


QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.


only because of people who make lists like this


QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Takes drugs.


yeah for pleasure - sue me

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Drinks alcohol.


priests drink wine , Jesus turned water into wine, wheres the argument?

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Complains of boredom.


maybe cause I am bored?

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.


mayeb I am tired or not tired?


QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Is excessively awake during the night.


I prefer the night, its cooler and no one is awake to phone me while I am busy

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.


cause maybe I like privacy?

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Spends large amounts of time alone.


cause I like privacy ?

QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Requests time alone and quietness.


because I like my own fucking privacy!


QUOTE(RustPuppet @ Feb 15 2008, 11:49 AM) *
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

maybe because I am an adult ??


I thought I could go through the whole list but I am not even gonna bother - I am clearly a goth.
JuCa
Wow homosexual and masturbates... ;(
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