The same rules as always apply
1) If you are interested, send me a PM with your complete details.
With complete details we mean
- NAME AND SURNAME (your real or fake name, don't care)
- FULL address (including ZIP and city)
- telnr or celnr (very handy if we want to send you trackingnr via SMS)
If we receive a pm without details, we simply will not reply.
It is highly annoying to have to ask over and over and over again for details, it costs both you and me time.
We do not sell to Mr and Mrs X, not even when you collect.
2) We do not have these items in stock yet, we will only get stock if there is enough demand. I don't promote these products via a commercial site, only via a selection of 3 boards (this one included)
3) We can post nationwide, via SAPO, in this case it will be FREE OF CHARGE, no matter what the size of the order is. We send the products via ORDINARY PARCEL WITH TRACKINGnr.
4) Payment must be done via deposit into our account - feel free to ask around on the board here for our references. People living in the bigger Cape Town area can opt for a COD delivery, also free of charge, but only on certain dates .. inform on dates and time !! If you choose for a COD delivery and you are not present when we deliver or the order is being refused .. you will be charged for the costs .. (and we will tell you that you are an ass for ordering stuff to refuse it when its being delivered)
5) If there is any doubt on the legality of these items or if the origin of the items is unclear, or if you are simply offended by the products, just send us a small PM. If your arguments are valid, the products will be removed and the sales will be stopped instantly. Use PM !! Don't go and flood the topic with your expression of frustration - it will kill the topic but it will also make you look like an idiot.
6) All items are new, all items are being supplied with invoice, and we are bound by law to inform our customers that our products are being purchased via the OFFICIAL circuit.
7) Every purchase comes with a 7 day return policy, products may be returned (on buyers expense) and will be refunded if the products are still in original, unopened condition.
8 ) Just to make it very clear : we are in origin a marketing company, targeting the alternative scene of life, and in stead of sitting behind a desk calling people all day long, asking stupid question, we offer a small group of people the option to buy stuff at low prices. So we cannot order other products or extras ... what you see is what you get :-)
How's that for a mouth full 8)
Now let's get back to the Funk Pills.
The Funk Pills have created a huge fuzz during the past period, some people claimed that they were nothing but drugs "camouflaged" with candy-colours .. Some people even claimed that they were the pills of the devil !
Now, Funk Pills are simply herbal-based pills, stimulating senses etc etc etc for a certain period of time, without having addictive effects of any kind.
Think of it as 1 case of red bull squeezed into 1 pill :twisted:
** Flying Angels **
Formulated by cutting edge pharmacologists, Flying Angel unleashes the strongest, fastest acting E-Sensory buzz available.
4pack : R140 per pack
** Altitude **
For those wanting the highest sensory feeling, Altitude Mach 2 is unbeatable. Altitude Mach 2, Miles High!
6pack : R140 per pack
** Silver bullet **
Formulated by internationally renowned pharmacologists, Silver Bullet explodes with the strongest, fastest acting energy sensation available today.
4pack : R140 per pack
2pack : R80 per pack
** X-treme **
Take X and be prepared to go on a wild ride!
6pack : R140 per pack
3pack : R80 per pack
**Jump **
If you want an energy pill that is great for nights out, shift work, study, sports or a general all round energy burst, Jump is for you.
6pack : R140 per pack
3pack : R80 per pack
** Grin **
This product is one of our all time favourites - a huge seller cos it does make you laugh! The Big Grin is a truly brilliant formulation of party pills never seen before & provides you with 'Hysterical Fun to Come'. The Big Grin will have you in rib aching, jaw busting, fits of laughter. Life's too serious.....get ya Grin on! Take with a group of friends for even more fun.
6pack : R140 per pack
3pack : R80 per pack