I'm not good at these things - but i will give it a try
"people are hypocrits"
You drive a Swedish car
You are eating Chinese food
You are wearing vietnamese shoes
You are using Taiwanese electronics
You are working on American software
You just love French wine
You went on holiday to Italy
You are proud to speak German
You have a watch that is Swiss-made
You went seeing the latest movie directed by an Englishman
....
Your own neighbour .... is a complete stranger