Maybe you have seen my previous post on another board, which i shall not name ... where i was offering condoms.

Reason being

1) Condoms are boring, and if we don't break the chain, we shall never beat aids
2) Condoms are expensive, if you look at brands, it would actually be cheaper to go and visit a prostitute
3) the government ....... why use condoms if beetroot does the trick (and we will not go further into MP details, its simply to rediculous)

We sold quit a lot of those condoms, but we are now restocking new types, colours and flavours so we need to liquidate a little bif of our current stock.

You can see a complete overview of colours and flavours on our site www.condomshop.co.za

We will be focussing on

3-pack
10-pack
bulk-pack (quantities 1000+)

How will it work ?

Very easy - contact me per PM or mail and make me an offer on any of the above.
If the offer is good enough, you can consider it SOLD - we keep the right to decline offers without any arguments !

Who is responsible for postage fees : the buyer
What are the postage fees: we will be using the SAPO services, so you can calculate the costs for yourself via www.sapo.co.za
You can also come and collect your order - our offices are in the Western Cape.

Some of the basic questions and remarks ;

- Are they safe ?
Yes, they come with 5 international accreditations, where other (big) brands often only come with 1 or 2.
Our site www.condomshop.co.za shows you all of the accreditations in detail

- Are they government issued ?
No, #$@%& (censorship)

- I have the sudden urge to completely rediculise myself by posting a very clever and in my opinion extremely funny remark.
Good for you, unfortunately we will have to dissapoint you. Its 1) not funny and 2) not original ... we have heard them all my friend.
Maybe its time to find yourself an alternative forum where the confirmation of your infantile brain is more appreciated to its value.

- I consider my "element" to be big and i'm afraid that these condoms will not fit.
Good news - our condoms have been made to the AVERAGE size of the male element.
Is yours bigger than that ? Even better news, a rich carreer in the porn indsutry awaits !

- Can i mix orders ?
Absolutely, if you order multiple pieces, you can mix how you want (1black, 3 pink, ....)

- You type an awfull lot of mistakes.
I do realize that and im working on it, but it could be worse, i could be an MP