First of, I know that everyone has mocked The Wicker Man already for its bad dialogue and Nicolas Cage in superbad dialogue delivering mode (The bees, the bees. Bitches! Liars!Etc etc) but I just had to see what all the fuzz was about and well yeah, it was bad!

It has its moments filled with incredible lame but ultimately laugable dialogue but at the end, it just does not justify this remake nor anyones time / money.

I haven't seen the original yet but maybe I will someday, only to see how they didn't do it.

3/10.