The game works as follows:

Poster 1 poses the situation
Poster 2 states what s/he would do in the situation, and then poses the situation/question for the next poster
And on and on it goes...

The situations and answers can be realistic, or comical. You decide.

Example:

Poster 1: What would you di if Megan Fox was waiting for you at home?
Poster 2: Cream in my pants.

Here is the first situation:

What would you do if you found a briefcase with $1 million inside?

cream in my pants.


what would you do if you found a briefcase with $1000000 then lost said briefcase?

Lay my head on the railway tracks.

What would you do if a billionaire offered you 10 million dollars, but you had to be his/her sex slave for a week (taking into account said billionaire is the same sex as you)?

i'd hire a body double for $1 million

what would you do if you went camping with some friends, got very drunk then woke up in the morning with a pain in your ass, a used condom in one hand and R100 in the other?

kill said friends.... all of them

What would you do if a drunk-out-of-her-mind and in her underwear Megan Fox was in your bed when you got home?

cream my pants

what would you do if said Megan Fox actually had a wiener?

I would cry like Jim Carey did in Ace Ventura when he found out that he kissed a chick with a wiener...

What would you do if Kerry McGregor and her sister wanted to spend the night with you, BUT you had to choose ONE of them only?

I'd choose Kerry (was there ever any doubt!!)

What would you do if you found a dildo in your office draw...

cream in my pants

What would you do if you found a dildo in your wife/girlfriends handbag?

cream in her pants

What would you do if you found extra cream in your coffee...

Drink it

What would you do if you had to hand in a 100 page essay tommorow and you haven't started it yet

I'd cream in my teacher's pants

what would you do if your teacher wanted to have sex with you and she is a he?

cream in a friends pants so they go for them

What would you do if you ordered a hamburger and it came with cream instead of mustard

did the cream come from someone's pants?

What if that burger gave you the runs?

where else does cream come from

if the burger gave me the runs id cream my pants whilst I shit my pants

what would you do if you had no more tp left

wipe it on my pants?

what would you do if you found kerry mcgregors hand down your pants?

cream on her hand

what would you do if you found kerry doing nude yoga in your room

definitely cream in my pants.

What would you do if you creamed in your pants?

cream in my creamed pants (I'm freaky like that)

what would you do if you were told you could never cream in your pants again

I'd resort to creaming in someone else's pants (I'm also freaky like that)

what would you do if your wife wouldnt let you do what you wanted to do?

id cream in her bra

what if you wife ouldnt let you do what you wanted to do that she knew you used to do

I'd still jerk off in my pants (she cant see why my hand is in my pocket)
What would you do if your wife tried to make you cream your pants?

Id cream in her eye! Nobody controls the cream!!!

What would you do if you broke both wrists

I'd pay someone to cream in my pants

what would you do if you ran out of cream?

Id dry cream my pants

What would you do if you could do that thing you wanted to do when you were two

Err... cream in my pants?

What would you do if a vampire offered you eternal (un)life?

i'd shit in my pants
what would you do if the vampire was kerry mcgregor?

Id first ask her if she was gonna make me her sex slave BEFORE I let her turn me into a Kindred.

What would you do if you got home one night, and an Extra Terrestrial was in your home?

I'd cream IT's head!

what would you do if that ET was kerry?

She'd be screaming take me home in no time!!!

What would you do if you could pause time

I'd cream in my pants, and in Kerry's pants

what would you do if you creamed in your pants and realised it wasn't cream?

Sell the "cream" to McDonald's and retire young.

What would you do if you could travel back in time?

cream in my pants, then go back in time 10 seconds repeatedly

what would you do if today was your last day alive?

Prevent this thread from ever being made

What would you do if i said hi to you

Say "Hi" back at ya.

What would you do if you saw Paul creaming in his pants?

a sight to behold - I'd cream my pants for sure!

what would you do if hunter creamed in your eye?

I would have to get a new eye, since I reckon my eye would dissolve...

What would you do if you would up with cream in your anus?

I'd say you not putting in right hole

what would you say to a long day of cream making?

I'd say, do I have enough cream for a FULL day?

What would you do if you found fishy's cream on your ice cream?

Throw up

What would you do if i shoved a gun in your face

um... cream in my pants?

Hmmm looks like a thread in need of revival....


What would you do if this was your car?

I'd cream the guy that stole it!

hmmm you're supposed post your what if as well fishy

oh ok!

What would you do if you lost 5gigs worth of work and files related to work?

I'd flood the server with a malicious virus infected porn that deletes everything from everyones PC's which does not leave one trace of evidence remaining that could possibly link you to the virus, then claim it was the virus that deleted everything and they could never blame you for one single thing .

once done i would sit at my desk and cream in my pants hoping nobody ever finds out it was me.


EDIT:

What would you do if you had FISHY's situation but had no Virus infected porn that could delete everything from everyones PC's which does not leave one trace of evidence remaining that could possibly link you to the virus? after you creamed in pants thinking of the implications....

I'd go to the physio

What would you do if the deadline is in 3 weeks time?

CREAM IN MY PANTS!!!!

Paul you suck

(slightly more light hearted one)

What would you do if the company found out about the porn, and the cream in said pants?

i'd shit in my pants

what would you do if you walked in on a girl you liked kissing another dude?