The England side had to abandon their practice session after some players had come into contact with an unidentified white powdery substance.

Scotland Yard were called in and after extensive investigations found that the white powdery substance was, in fact, the try line.

Scotland Yard then issued a statement saying that the England side may continue their practice session because there was little chance that they would come into contact with the offending substance again.

LOLOLOLOLOL

I thought it was serious until I got to 'try line'

That joke is so old. They used to use it for the lions....