Ahoy me hearties!

it be international talk like a pirate day today!

Arrghh! that be right! ye landlubbers are needing ta talk like a pirate the whole day!

an' that be meanin' that ye need to be postin' in pirate talk too!

any landlubber not be pirating t'day will be forced to walk the plank, drink from the spitoon an' be t'rown in leg irons!

So bring out the grob an' let's get piratey!

yarrr!!!

I be postin' some pirate jokes to be makin' ye laff

What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
A Play-matey!

What do you call a pirate with a board and easel?
An Arrrrrrrtist

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

Why did the pirate run into a wall?
Because he was retARRRrrrrrrded!

Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
Because he looked like Ricky MAAARRRRRRRtin!!

What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
The guitarrrrrrr!

Which of the Rolling Stones is a pirate's favorite?
McJaggAAAARRRRRRRR!

where did the alien pirate come from ?
MAAAAARRRRS

What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
An ARRRRrrrrrr-angutan!

How does a pirate dog bark ?
AARRRRFF AAARRRRRRFF!!

How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!

What do you get when you cross a star wars robot wioth a pirate?
ARRRGGHHHH 2d2

Which star wars villain is a pirates favourite?
DAAAAAARTH Vader

Whats the favourite thing for a pirate to do on a friday night?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!