I mean the one's that you can't stand, that make you get up and change the channel/radio station

Mine are

Vuyo on Morning live
Darryl Ilbury on East Coast Radio (thank goodness he's been suspended!)
The really irritating Cell-C voice

Apparently Morning Live's co-host, Tracy, couldnt stand Vuyo so much, that she handed in her resignation in Jan, she only stayed when the producers promised to get two more presenters so they wouldn't have to present any more

Darryl is a moron - he's unfunny and stupid, and when he thinks he's making a funny comment, he just ends up being more stupid. I really hope ECR fires him (he's had other complaints against him previously also) after his racist comments about the Sri Lankan cricket team and hires someone with at least half the intelligence of a desk plant

The Cell-C voice was interesting during the launch campaign, but, like the ketchup song, has become increasingly annoying (to me anyways) - the moment I hear the jazzy bass at the beginning of the ad, I change the station... if I'm unlucky enough to have to change to ECR and hear Darryl Ilbury, I put on a CD instead

Which "in-your-face" personalities piss you guys off?

Kids piss me off greatly... like those brats on Yo-TV! They are the sorriest excuses for tv presenters that I have ever come across!

Phat Joe is a pretentious prick, who's bark is much worse then his bite! One should palce a grenade in his mouth and then see how much shit he was to say!

Mark Gillman has the most annoying high-pitched voice that I have ever heard from any man.

Bob Mabena is a kak host for the F1 show on SABC3. He just asks a shitload of dumb questions all of the time. If I were in Graham Duxbury's shoes, I would have bitch slapped him a long time ago and told him to brush up on his F1 knowledge! Ja, it can be argued that he is supposed to do that as per script, but it is still annoying nonetheless!

Ravin (sp?) John from Highveld has a really annoying way if speaking... It sounds almost as if he has a speech impediment!
Good thing that I don't listen to Highveld all that much. And even better that that Greed show was cancelled!

Overall, I am glad that I watch less tv nowadays, since my tolerance levels are so low already for all these over paid morons...

How can you say that about Daryll ? In my option he makes the Breakfast Show. I actually was listening when his comments were made and i didnt find it racist at all ( most probably becuase i felt the same way ) at least he had the balls to come out and say it. If they do fire him they would have lost a loyal listener and believe me their mail servers would here of me and many more in KZN.

Getting back to the topic , yah...

Vuyo and tracy as well funnily enough...
Bobby and Corne from WP

*cough*allmembersofparlienment*cough*

To many to mention but top of the list:

Felicia - Cringe!!!
All SABC Simunye presenters
Phat Joe
Nataniel
Casper DeVries
Irene Bester (joking )

Also those damn MTN rapping radio ads. You know" bleep bleep, if ya feelin me now come on nod yr head, tap yr feet" and "Get yr ass to the party maaan" YAAAARGH!

barry ronge nuff said

gareth cliff is a total ass, so glad hes off 702 and on 5 driving more listeners away

naas botha -- sure he was a great player but he irritates the sh1t out of me, umm umm

that geeky guy that does the weather on sabc3 news at 20:00

you're so right!!!

'you gotta get to the 8-mile premiaaaaarrrrr'

rush, me thinks we need a throwing-up smiley next

Felicia Mabuza Suttle
Bill Gates
SABC 1 presenters
all kids shows presenters especially that Byron kid
Amor Vittone

THE WORST
Martin Locke
Lee Irvine
local soccer commentators

like this ?

MARK PILGRIM IS THE BIGGEST ROOSTER SUCKING ASS WIPE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND. Sorry got a bit agro there but he really is.

AND that women thing that calls herself brown sugar - somt'ing Stappelgek Aagh... seh drives me mad !!!!!!!!!

I couldn't agree more! Brown Sugar implies a sexy, treacly voice whereas hers could cut through metal - screeech screech
The MTN ads - DEFINITELY!!!!
Darren Scott - what a complete chop
FELICIA - what on earth did we do in a past life to deserve that?
Felicia on E - maybe she should be...
Mark Gillman - shout shout, scream scream, talk kak talk kak - sigh

OMF ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

i think it might be ursula stapelveld

High Five!! i especially hate that white guy he irri tates the hell out of me

Benedict Whateverthehellhisnameis - Mnet's F1 presenter - one big
Sasha Marteningo for that matter - excellent DJ but he's not a tv presenter's ass
Cant believe no-one's mentioned Noot vir Noot yet !?
Agreed about those damn SABC1 kiddie presenter bastards. ARGGH.


Tamsini: Darren Scott sure is a better DJ/TV presenter than most of them? See point 2 above.

GW BUSH

I can not stand that man, even though I would like to listen to him so that I can see what new lies he has come up with I just can't make myself listen to him for more than 5 min.

He has that constant smirk on his face when he talks that says : You stupid fools, I have you all fooled and you are eating the crap I feed you right out of my hand.

My wife puts the TV off when he come on because she knows it drives me nuts to see his Nazi, shit, lying smirking face

Montel, no one pisses me off like this bald headed "look how sensitive and understanding i am" idiot. I remember on his one show he said to someone " its not your fault, its our fault", the bloody prick, how in the hell isit my fault? Also notice how he ALWAYS takes the "victim"s side, with his understanding that knows no boundaries. I guess the fact that he has no tolerance or understanding whatsover to the non-victim we must overlook because he is oh so bloody sensitive....... burn in hell montel.



MONTEL YOU HYPOCRITE.

I have an intense disliking for almost everyone you guys have mentioned, but Ursula Stapelveld is definitely the most irritating "thing" I've ever seen/heard. Me own vomit smiley

Britney Spears (i just turn the volume down )
Any Afrikaanse music (except battery 9)
Johan Stemmit
Derek Watts
ANY MOTHERF*CKIN INFOMERCIAL. KILL KILL ARGGGGGGGGGG (that gawd damn "big green clean machine" and the f*ckin Twister AND THAT ISABEL JOANS BEOTCH!)

Hate afrikaans things! :yuck:
(I'm Afrikaans)

i resent that

Derek Watts - dunno why, just does

Patricia Lewis - she is dumb

patricia lewis is so stupid. she kept putting Thinus Delport down in that other game show, when he wwas rigth most of the time

Even when I'm not watching t.v. I'm still "watching" it in a way. Why? The study (my secondary room) is five steps away from the lounge where the t.v. is and most nights even putting my sound up loud enough for my ears to threaten to bleed (when I'm wearing head-phones) I can still hear it -- my parents are quite deaf.

» Oprah et Felicia
Bloated, self-important shameless self-promoters with the same agendas -- to lead stupid people to the Farked Side.

» The entire cast of Isidingo
» The entire cast of 7de Laan
» The entire cast of Egoli
The less said, the better. Just get them off of my t.v.

» Johan Stemmet (Noot vir Noot)
Get this fool a voice-box replacement before I do him grievous bodily harm.


Yes, I'm not alone!


Hahaha.

» Altaf Kazi (e-news)
Either he's trying to use voice recognition software to have his reports converted to text format while he's talking or he's very bored. Either way, he can't get any more monotonic or tedious.

» Phat Joe
If you want to try to impersonate Americans so badly, wtf don't you just move there? Even your laughter is forced and fake.

» Casey B
No talent or brains and clearly not ashamed of it. How many people did you sleep with to get famous?

» Danny K
"Casey B", "Danny K", do I see a lemur trend here? His story pretty much parallels hers.

» Sanlam ads
They're so retarded and the music irritates me to no end. It's even worse now that Ster Kinekor cinemas have been invaded by them.

» Motorrola ads
"Glitter-moto", et cetera. Fscking lame and annoying.

» ABSA ads (Today, tomorrow, fscking whatever)
Unimaginative, dull.

» Spar ads
"SPAAA-AAAA-AAAR, goo -- click". If it even got that far into the jingle, I'm fscked, because I've heard that ad so many times my brain replays it to the end over and over until I nuke it with some Fear Factory or Drowning Pool.

» Pasella
"Passellllllllllaaaa -- click". Aargh.

Yep, I am glad Britney has taken off from the music for a while.

While on the subject of singers:

What about eminem. He talks kak about his family and makes stuff up so that we will support him because of his aleged "rough childhood". Then he comes onto music shows and awards shows and acts all retarded and people eat it all up like they have been starving all their life! Now he wants to be a MOVIE STAR? ! What a load of bullshit!!!!

50c is a PRICK! How the hell is he 2nd on the charts??? I cannot decifer more than half the words that come out of his mouth.

trevor quirk...worst cricket commentator...

felicia

whats her face ...that wanna be sex symbol...she used to present on sabc 1 then she got it into her head she could sing and do whateva else.

noot-vir-noot....arrghhh sucks...

patricia lewis regte blonde dumbshell...

when i hear britney its like this screechin sound in my ears...hate her music

oh and lets not forget ricki lake...she sucks big time

No-one mentioned Vetkoekpaleis yet?

Brownsugar whatever - she should just desolve
Both SABC 1 & 3's presenters and all the channels' kid presenters.
Simon - weather guy
Felicia - please no. If you want me to tell you any secrets, torturing me with her show will do the trick
Rodney Ontong - This oke just irritates the crap out of me - he's like Naas Botha - he might have been a good cricketer, but he sucks as a commentator
dr Zuma - I'm hoping the dr stands for delussional rodent - can't stand her :yuck:

acting transport minister



ROFLMFHO - how could I forget these - I especially hate that don@#$% SPAR add.

He did actually have a really tough time as a kid, getting the crapola kicked out of him every day etc, etc. As for 50 Cent, whilst I like his musaak, (Hip hop fanboy ) I agree that he doesn't exactly deserve to be top of the charts. Heh, not that being no 1 on TRL (pretty much any US chart, come to think of it) actually counts for much - the fact that Backstreet Boys hold the record for being top the longest, and bands like Staind, KoRn, System of a down, Coldplay etc never get a look in, says it all.

Come on the man is a legend!

yeah, a legend to little gay boys everywhere



remember "baba barapaba ziggy ziggy bot is calling you"

i disagree there

Casper has his really hilarious moments

on his show the once he went to a NG Kerk and put on a puppet show with a suprise puppet called Piet Pielletjie, which was a dildo with a bowtie.

It was BRILLIANT. I nearly went into apoplexy

Flatulentcow, I respect your opinion but at the same time, Eminem talks the alot of shit! Maybe 20% might be true but the rest are all lies! He couldn't stand being around black rappers when he was young 'cause he didn't fit in to the point that he wanted to quit.... but listen to this... his MOTHER encouraged him not to give up on the career! ... makes one think eh.

Anyway, how could I have left this one out....

The person that does most of the E-TV movie snippet voiceovers! remeber the one that ananounces ---> ... and after that.... LARGO..... etc

Bill Gates
Any DOVE ad's!!!!
the stupid idiot from that "Coke a cola mega millions thing

I agree, the guy is really funny, although he doesn't look that manly, he is past hilarious.
If you have seen one of his shows you would have another opinion.

* The Yo-tv kids are just NOT ...
especially the white boy with his cool and macho image ...'
* Riaan Cruywagen(is he wearing a wig by now???)

bonnies best buys & isabel jones. and that ghei movie reviewer.

50 cent

B)

That's what he thinks 'bout you hatin' him! (Jus playing! )

Is Felicia still on?

Montel is the biggest B!@#ch since himself! That mofo got such an ego it glows from his chromed head!

Sam Saabiti (That cat got problems big time!)
Sam Phororo (B!@tch pleaz!! )

These people irritate me alot

Barry Wronge
Derek the Bandit
Heinz Winky
Darren Scott
Rob Schneider
Kelly osbourne
George Bush

This is for all the GW BUSH haters

No 1 mentioned Tony BLaiR

YAH, someone noticed!!!! do u see how he tries to kiss graham polocks ass all the time? it so pathetic i am almost sick half the time!!!

that guy who presents the Motoring Show... dammit, i can't get his name...

anyway... he is so bloody annoying 'cos of his idiotic reviews.. u know the kind u hear from drunk guys at the Blue Lagoon scoping out the over-sized mags on passing cars...

and also that smirk he constantly has, as though he actually owns or is even capable of driving any of those dreams he gets to "review".

one bullet is all i ask, is that too much

MTN adds suck.... Hello hello hello.... Makes me think of a telephone conversation on MTN anyway.... Hello....... Hello......... HELLO........ Damn, dropped signal again.....

Damn it they say it all in the advertising and we don't realise it till after we have signed up. Actually I have not really had a problem with MTN lately but at one stage the ad fitted perfectly.

Felica Not So Suttle - Oh God and when she gives away Felica hats and Sunglasses that tops the cake how far can a person go in making themselves look dumb. Designer wear my ass, she probably bought them all from some scaly dude on the street and got her name plastered all over it.

That dude who does the movie announcements on E-TV. Aaaaargh.

The presenters on WWE Velocity (Saterdays). No excitement in their commentry.

One of the news reporters on E-TV. Always stretches out the last word of every sentaaaaaaaance. He really irritates the shit outta meeeeeee. Stupid frigging asshooooooole.

Kid presenters. With their stupid icecream mic's. And never mind them, what about all the kids on the show. They are like a bunch of zombies. Ask them a question and most of them have a blank look on their faces.

"What's your name?"....
"Uh.... Temba".....
"Where you from?"
"Uh........."
"Next...."

And most of the time the camera man is probably drunk. See how many angles them cameras shoot from.....

Any advert for Isidingo or Backstage, never mind the show.

The fact that ECR doesn't play any alternate music.

dr phil
oprah
felicia
johan stemmet
jurie els etc..
everyone on Egoli, Backstage, Isidingo,
SABC 1&3 presenters aswell
all the kid presenters
MTN ads
Spar ads
justin timberblake etc...

cant think of anymore right now

Hoo boy... Do you want the long list or what?

ALL professional cricket players, but especially Fanie and Hansie

George W. Bush for justifying and aiding international Terrorism whith his horse-fuckery antics.

Tony Blair for handing the reigns of his country over to Bush.

Justin Timberlake for daring to exist.

Nelly and his stupid fucking, 'I cant shave for shit' plaster.

Marahia Carrey for being a shallow stupid whiney bitch.

Oprah for being the gaping maw of self-centeredness and talking shit and playing that crappy-ass sad music for whichever redneck lamer who got falsy accused of raping a moose and sent to prison.

Dr. Phil for telling people how to live their lives.

Felicia for being an Opra wannabe.

That dumbass wo does the e-TV news and voice overs.

Casper DeVries for being about as funny as a train wreck.

Heinz Winkler (No way in HELL did he deserve to win that rigged reality TV show - that guy with the dreadlocks should have won)

Simonye presenters for beang almost as smart as rancid mayonnayse

Yo-Tv punks (Mrahahaha A friend of mine is boning one of them)

Kelly Osbourne I mean what the fuck is she thinking?

Michael Jackson... one sick paedophi;le fuck who can't sing...

Janet Jackson How the fuck is it that people think this satan-spawned freak of molten plastic is HOT? Are their brains irradiated or something?

Brittany for fucking up, 'I love rock and roll'

Tiger Woods for his, 'I'm so cool cos I'm half asian' attitude

Half Asian.....?

He's a half black white dude with indian blood and Asian DNA. I think he is Swedish too! <--- This Icon makes me think of him....

Tiger woods plays good golf peeps. While you'll busy gettin' mad that he is half-whatever!
He is gettin' paid!

His pops is black nad his mom is asian! I fail to see why he should say he's black when he aint!

And whatever creed he is don't matter as long as he hittin' the ball! He has the rest of his life to pick any colour he wants!

Last time I checked, he looked black to me.

Yes, and my grandfather was German and my grandmother was Jewish, and my ancestors on my mothers side were Scottish.

But If I walk into a German/Israili/Scotish bar and start acting like I'm one of them and demand to be recognised as such, I am gonna get my ass kicked... reguardless of how much cash I'm making... (As if thats important).

But yar, this is pretty lame of me, after all as a wigga I have no right stealing a black comedians jokes about poor misunderstood Tiger and his gigantic ego...

Kylie Minogue. I can't stand her waving her bottom at people antics.

Kylie can shake her ass anywhere on me as long as she likes :licklips:

person i cant stand is Angelina Jolie (dont hate me, i just dont like her k?)

incidently: how do you drown Angelina Jolie?

Pop her lips

Like to see ya try and say that to mah face biaatch!
wel then again every one has his own opinion