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RustPuppet
Comedy for the day: a dedicated fan of Paris Hilton has sent an open letter to Governor Schwarzenegger in a gallant attempt to have her exonerated.

Read and enjoy:

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To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.

I would like to bring a matter to your attention that you may or may not already be aware of due to the excessive media coverage this matter has received recently:

Paris Whitney Hilton is 26 year old American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. I do not support drunk driving or condone a person being spared from DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either. As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week.

Singer/actress Brandy Norwood’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulted in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and a woman is now dead possibly due to her reckless driving.

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.

This letter, with all due respect to you, sir, is to ask you to please consider granting a pardon to Paris Hilton for her mistake, or at the very least to advocate for a pardon to be given to Ms. Hilton. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid to enter the prison system.

Please save Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility in California.

I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc. Paris has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made. In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.

I hope and expect that you will understand and please consider granting this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

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J-Pott
wow..........I hate that hilton B!tch,she gets on my nerves.
Carrots
I actually do feel sorry for Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton. Can you imagine being on your high horse thinking the world is your playground, daddy's money can buy anything and then come down to earth the hard way? It must really be awful.

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But it will be a great learning experience for her, and I would LOVE to see this aired as a reality show. "and in today's episode of 'the jail-bird life', Paris gets bitch slapped by a 120 kg Latino woman while the warders are drinking tea!"
J-Pott
LMAO!
Paul
she shoulda gotten 6 months
J-Pott
*best paris hilton expression*........ "prison is soo hot".


I think I just threw up a little in my mouth..
RenegadeNukes
Celbs should be treated like normal people as far as Justice is concerned
All of therse celebs doing crack and stuff and getting fiunes. If wer ddid it we would get several years in jail

What utter crap
LegendofMax
The day Osama become Christian, Hitler was Korean, Mbeki votes DA, Tom Hanks doesnt get an Academy/Oscar award, Hell become a health spa and Chuck Norris dies is the day i will start to give a shit about Parris Hilton.

If cant do the time, dont do the time.
THE SAiNT
Maybe she'll make a xxx movie while she's there.

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Adieu
LegendofMax
Latest update:


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Paris Dealt Her 'Get Out Of Jail' Card
Updated: 06:04, Friday May 11, 2007


Paris Hilton may end up spending less than half of her jail sentence behind bars, it has emerged.
Good news for Paris Police chiefs say good behaviour and a shortage of prison cells may mean the socialite could be out three weeks into her 45-day sentence for probation violation.

"She will be treated like any other inmate who's classified as a low-level security risk," Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore told the Los Angeles Times.

Hilton, 26, was jailed after a court ruled she had broken her probation by twice driving while banned earlier this year following a conviction for drink-driving.

A judge said her sentence would start on June 5.

Despite living in the lap of luxury all her life, Hilton said she was ready to face her punishment.

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation," Hilton said in a statement.

"I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

She intends to appeal and her fans have posted a petition on the internet urging Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.

It is not the first time celebrities have had their sentences cut because of jail overcrowding and good behaviour.

Last year, Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 60 days in jail for violating probation after her drunken driving arrest in Hawaii.

She was released within hours because of overcrowding.



Great how celebs can get away with anything, isnt it? They can do drugs, drive drunk or even asleep and sexually harass children and just simply say "im sorry" and people suck up to them.
Pathetic.





cyfermaster
She isn't really getting preferencial treatment. She is still going to be in there for 3 weeks. at this stage.

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"She will be treated like any other inmate who's classified as a low-level security risk,"
CyberStorm
Good. Let the bitch rot.
Hirok
she will never spend a day in prison....
Its Paris, people (stupid americans!) worship the ground she walks on!
as, said above, celebs get preferential treatment no matter what anyone says...
LegendofMax
I hope they rape/kill her, she deserves it.
Carrots
A bit harsh imo....
artyjames
i hope she really does sometime...she needs to learn her lesson!
RenegadeNukes
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I hope they rape/kill her, she deserves it.


Thta stuff isn't even warranted for her dude
RustPuppet
I've heard her sentence may now be halved, or perhaps completely lifted.

Methinks daddy made a nice contribution to the governor biggrin.gif
Mr. Magic Matrix
Sigh...

So is the state of our justice system

Strike up yet another win for celebs, and yhet another loss to the justice system and people like us
LegendofMax
Ye South-Africa is much different......bribe the government ftw
RenegadeNukes
So sad to see how far society has degnenerated over the past few years. Who cna we trust to do the job properly - no-one

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LegendofMax
Ah nukes if u ever knew.....ever knew......what sa is like......
CyberStorm
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I hope they rape/kill her, she deserves it.


ROFLMAO!! Brilliant LOM!!!! smile.gif
RustPuppet
So if you got caught for driving without a licence, you consent to being killed/raped in prison? eek.gif

(Although, if being a spoilt, wealthy, irritating cow was an offense punishable by death half of Sandton would be on death row.)
LegendofMax
QUOTE(RustPuppet @ May 15 2007, 05:35 PM) *
So if you got caught for driving without a licence, you consent to being killed/raped in prison? eek.gif

(Although, if being a spoilt, wealthy, irritating cow was an offense punishable by death half of Sandton would be on death row.)


I dont like suck ups that live off other peoples achivement and take major claims off iit. Parris is a self centered daddy's girl who parties, drink, takes drugs etc. and becomes wipes cleane through the media everytime she awakes from her chnese linen. That kind of people seriously gets on my nerves.

Look i have respekt for people like eminem, mandela, ghandi etc that lift their lives out of nothing and prospered, not like Parris who has a tough job deciding between the Bugatti and the Koenigg.....
RustPuppet
So because she's a daddy's girl she deserves to die? (I'm fairly certain if your parents had that kind of cash you'd also be fairly spoilt.)

Thus, by your logic, every girl that gets spoilt by her father and/or drinks and goes to parties should be put to death?

Also, slightly off-topic: you're comparing Eminem with the likes of Mandela and Ghandi?
LegendofMax
LOL if i was caught driving drunk my dad will let me so the time in jail, so uuuuh yea... i pretty much dont suck up.
Secondly she wants amnesty for driving drunk because she is famous? wtf? If u cant do the time, dont so the crime.
Lastly i wasnt comparing eminem to mandela/ghandi i said i admire them cuz they helped themselves, not comparison i used examples. please read before making comments.

All and all i hate people like Paris hilton who suck up everything from life, another person like that is Zuma.... but thats on another topic.
RustPuppet
I'm still confused as to why Eminem is placed alongside the other two to make a point, but I see the point so no worries.

It's not about jail time, bail, whatever... it's about capital punishment for the crimes Paris committed. Again, if you were caught drunk driving, would you consent to the death penalty?
hunter
Sure she got a start most of us can only dream of, but her "music" and her tv show,modelling etc have actually brought in a ton of money for her.

Pointless to hate her, rather "hate" the people that live for this sort of gossip/scandal. If they were not a factor neither would she be
Fishfly
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It's not about jail time, bail, whatever... it's about capital punishment for the crimes Paris committed. Again, if you were caught drunk driving, would you consent to the death penalty?
huh? where's the death penalty being issued on hilton?

as the world goes. People who are rich can get away with anything and everything! MONEY makes the world go round and round, round and round...
RustPuppet
QUOTE(Fishfly @ May 18 2007, 02:17 PM) *
huh? where's the death penalty being issued on hilton?


LOM feels we are being too lenient on violent criminal scum like Paris. Read up a few posts lazy Fish biggrin.gif

Man, if Paris deserves to be put to death for being a ditzy tart I'd hate to see what would happen to the real criminals.
Fishfly
well her punishment is just... it's already been the third time that she's been warned about this... so personally any fan, tom, dick, harry who wants her freed maybe she join her biggrin.gif
LegendofMax
QUOTE(RustPuppet @ May 18 2007, 03:31 PM) *
QUOTE(Fishfly @ May 18 2007, 02:17 PM) *
huh? where's the death penalty being issued on hilton?


LOM feels we are being too lenient on violent criminal scum like Paris. Read up a few posts lazy Fish biggrin.gif

Man, if Paris deserves to be put to death for being a ditzy tart I'd hate to see what would happen to the real criminals.


Well done rusty u cracked the code. Thats the sole purpose I hate her and her kin.
RenegadeNukes
Death for being a spoilt suck up prat!

If that happened the worlds population would go from 6 billion to like 1 billion.

Still that is way too harsh

Oh the flip side it would solve the worlds overcrowding and food shortage issues

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Fishfly
food shortage? in US OF A I dno't think so they make it bigger and better!

renegade your views seem very biased... maybe because you not paris... jealousy makes you nasty evil.gif
RenegadeNukes
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renegade your views seem very biased... maybe because you not paris... jealousy makes you nasty evil.gif
How are they biased? Its not biased to say that she is a
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spoilt suck up prat!
If that is the truth

And why would i want to be paris! I'm quite happy not being an air head who got famous by making a XXX Video! I can do without that

Thank You Very Much!

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food shortage? in US OF A I dno't think so they make it bigger and better!


World food shortage! 25% of all people go home hungry everyday - even worse in India, Africa etc,

Besides i was just trying ot make a joke on it anyway





cyfermaster
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Man, if Paris deserves to be put to death for being a ditzy tart I'd hate to see what would happen to the real criminals.


They should be forced to live life like Paris Hilton for a month....
RenegadeNukes
RFOL

I think they would barely come out of that alive. Hot Pins better than that punishment

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RustPuppet
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Paris tagged, sent home
07/06/2007 16:28 - (SA)

Los Angeles - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was let out of prison early on Thursday morning and will spend the rest of her sentence for violating probation confined to her home, the Los Angeles sheriff said.

She was fitted with an electronic monitoring device on her ankle and sent home, where she will be confined for 40 days, said Steve Whitmore of the the LA County Sheriff's office.

He said the decision was made for medical reasons.

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Medical reasons my ass, more likely 'fear of pack-raping' reasons. Or perhaps that sheriff pulled a 'One Night in Paris?'
Dr.Death
I really wished she spent longer in jail.

Knowing her, she would probably not see it as rape and rather enjoy it.

Who wants to help me kidnap her and put her in a SA jail?
Heir_of_Isildur
What would they do to an 'ordinary' convict if they refused to eat? THEY'D PUT THEM IN THE PSYCHE WARD... sad.gif Money makes the world go 'round.
TRL
QUOTE(Heir_of_Isildur @ Jun 8 2007, 04:24 AM) *
What would they do to an 'ordinary' convict if they refused to eat? THEY'D PUT THEM IN THE PSYCHE WARD... sad.gif Money makes the world go 'round.




agreed it's not fair she didn't stay in jail
Dr.Death
Apparently she is now back in jail, i hope she stays there for bad behaveior.
Dr.Death
On second thought maybe they should let her out, let the people see how unfair it is to be rich, money can buy anything even the illusion of love
jennieC
did the hilton's really said that?? hmmmm.. i think paris is not that bad.. she has something good in her heart.. i read an article that she is helping to raise funds for children with spinal cord injuries. heres the article
Carrots
Just out of interest, are you perchance 16 years old or younger?
J-Pott
QUOTE(Carrots @ Jul 27 2007, 07:39 AM) *
Just out of interest, are you perchance 16 years old or younger?



ROFLMAO! biggrin.gif

I can't stand paris....or for that matter Lindsey Lohan either. They are just 2 girls that are famous for being famous. Personally I don't think Paris is attractive at all.....but thats just me.
Sarah
Paris is an awful person and she shouldnt have gotten any special treatment. I dont, of course, wish her any harm but I definitely dont wish her any happiness.

Mithras
Paul, in Lohan's defence, she did play in more movies than Paris. Although I believe One Night in Paris made more than Lohan's movies.
thunder9
Who 's fault is it that the her brain cells are out numbered, or maybe even worse ,she doesn't have any. you_are_stupid.gif I mean really what is she good at?

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