The Black Hand guild is currently looking to recruit new members!

We kill without bias and gladly accept offers of gil to kill members of opposing guilds.

To apply for membership, go to AtkShop > Guilds > View guilds > Request membership (under The Black Hand).

We want YOU!

Can I join?

Don't be a tease.

That is more than enough reason to join!

All you're missing rusty is a pension fund!

What about annual leave and car / medical insurance

Need to start upping your corporate benefits if you want members rusty.

Oh and your level (4 aint that gr8)

You were level 4 one day. So was I. You got to start somewhere. He could start doing well.

I've decided to remove the whole assassination aspect for now, since it seems to be taking up way too much time and effort to micromanage.

From now on we will still accept offers of gil to kill other members, but for the most part we're just a normal guild.

I'll look at implementing the hitman thing when we've got a larger member base

you guys need therapy it's not healthy

Therapy isn't healthy??

It's not when you are bangin your therapist...

I guess fx is docmoos therapist then... all that couch tennis they play...

You should be shot for repeating things like that

Do tell....

You'll have to search the forum but it goes (according to CrEaTiOn) something like....

backhand, forehand, backhand, forehand deuce (or juice) I forget exactly though....

there's a love affair gone wrong

Oh, thats just wrong. I think I'm gonna be sick.

Hmmmm......

Me confused