There's a bottle on the beach, washed up by the tide, you open it and out pops a Genie who grants you a single wish, although you may make a wish, the genie will grant it, with a twist.... for the genie is a bit demented with a sick sense of humour.

The object of this game is to screw up the previous person's wish then make a wish for the next person to mess with.

eg

person 1: I wish for a million Rand!
person 2: Your bank account fills up with money, taken from pensioners who share the same bank as you. 2 days later the Scorpions are knocking at your door....
I wish my penis could touch the ground!
Person 3: Your legs dissapear.
I wish....


and so on.

I will start.

I wish for Telkom to drop their prices.

I wish for your PC to be stolen.

um, you were supposed to grant my wish.

lets try again, I will grant yours.

My P.C get stolen, only to be found in your garage by the investigating officer.

I wish Minki would show me her gash

She obliges, but it's a gash in her neck where you cut her throat... Follows teh police and ur friend Bubba in Jail

I want a new job (don't fuck this for me, i'm being serious )

You get a new job. As a hitman, but you are terrible, and are in jail in 3 weeks.

I want a Lamborghini!

you get a lambhorghini, but wrap it around a pole when leaving the showroom.

I wish for world peace

There is world peace for 1000 years. The world then gets hit by a giant meteor, that could have been prevented by nuclear misiles, which would have been available had peace not broken out 1000 earlier. Everyone dies.

I want a beautiful, tall, blond woman who is clever, funny and really hot to fall in love with me.

your dream girl falls in love with you. You get married. You give her a huge diamond ring, she gives you crabs and a bad itch.

I wish for a super computer

The super computer blows up 20 minutes before you were about to print your business proposal and you have no other saved copies of it.

I wish I could go vacation in Italy for a month.

You wish is granted, you go to italy where a genie turns you into a man with this new found joy of having the sex drive of a nymfo you find the most beautiful woman in the world (you previously had lesbian encounters anyway so this doesn't bother you), you take her to the hotel wait in bed anxiously, manage to fall asleep face down while she gets ready in the bathroom only to be woken up by a piercing pain as she injects you with her package you failed to notice in her pants.

I wish chicks were as horny as guys

your wish is granted. You get propositioned for sex at work, when you try to comply, you get hit with a sexual misconduct charge in the work place.

I wish I could earn pounds and spend Rands

Your wish is granted all of a sudden you are earning pounds, you get a whole two of them, you have to stay in SA and with the conversion rate you get just enough money to buy ace pap and live in a shack

I wish I was a billionair

you become a billionaire but then marry a woman that kills you and she inherits all your money..

I wish I could inherit a huge valuable estate.

Bugger, Shi Shi got there before me

You inherit a huge valuable estate, unfortunately all the others that was after the inheritance decide to get back at you, so they kill you by using the "death-by-toenail-clippers" method.

I wish I had a watch

You pick up a very expensive looking watch in the street, and decide to keep it. It is however James Bond's watch, which promptly blinds you for life when you try to set the date.

I wish to get a huge pay increase, while having the same amount of work and responisibility as I do now.

You get a huge raise, with no increase in workload.

Because of this the company you work for goes bankrupt,and in a press release they state that you are the reason they went bankrupt...

You never find work again

fatboy whats your wish ?

fine, I wish for an Xbox

You get an XBox, It ends up being the cardboard box. You stab yourself in the eye and swear to never play games again

I wish for a laptop

The genie is hard of hearing and you get a lapdance instead. From Rosie O' Donnel. She breaks one of your knees when sitting on your lap.

I wish for a flat screen 50 inch HDTV.

Your wish is granted and when delivering your tv the tv delivery guys rob you of all your possessions.

I wish it was cold

it gets so cold, your willy shrivels up and falls off
I wish I could fly

hahaha... your willy shrivels up and falls off...lol.. classic

While you busy flying you have a head on collision with a plane.

I wish I was the president of the USA

your wish is granted and your IQ drops by 46 points, you invade korea but find no oil.

I wish I lived in Cape Town

your wish is granted - while walking around the waterfront however, some gay guy rapes in you in the ass and gives you aids and crabs.

I wish I was taller

You become taller but then as you walking down the road, your head hits the top of a door entrance, causing you to fall backwards onto the pavement and because you so tall, when you fell, your body was on the pavement and your head reached the road and Michael Jackson who is driving a black VW beetle, drives over your head.....

I wish I could fall asleep easier.

Your wish is granted - you fall asleep everywhere now. While driving to work you fall asleep, crash and end up in a coma for a year.

I wish that fx looses his hair

fx loses his hair, it appears sprawled across your back, and eventually creeps out of your collar. You look like a rug.

I wish someone would revive me in the rpg

They revive you but then you get attacked by all the n00b members and you remain dead for a week, unable to play at all.

I wish it wasnt so hot today.

your wish is granted, hell freezes over.

I wish I was a little bit taller

The genie was at a rock concert the previous day, and makes you "bits" very little, and make you 3m tall... You die shortly afterwards in agony as your back cannot support you anymore, and breaks in two.

I wish for a perfect OS (no, Linux is NOT perfect! )

Your wish is granted. The perfect OS is created by non other than Manto Shabalala Msimang.

Its so good no-one buys or uses Microsofts Operating Systems anymore. Feeling the pinch Bill Gates and Microsoft use their enormous wealth to start a clandestine nuclear weapons program with the sole purpose of nuking South Africa.

Gates & co. succeed and the whole of South Africa becomes Microsoft's new corporate headquarters!

I wish that George W. Bush would get into a wrestling ring with Osama bin Laden.

Your wish is granted, the two get into the ring and rim each other. Little did the US know that GWB actually bet the twin towers on a game of twister with osama the night before the incident.

I wish I had x-ray eyes to see through only womans clothing

your wish is granted but it only works on women who weigh over 80 kg, you scratch your eyes out.
I wish I was a famous rockstar

You turn into Mick Jagger.... need i say more.

I wish i could see a live mermaid

Your wish is granted, you get tied to the bed and then find out it is a she-mermaid and you can't escape.

I wish I was pinocchio

you turn into a wooden puppet, Japeto is cold and uses you for firewood.

I wish I could have an affair with Angelina Jolie

Your wish comes true and Angelina takes you home to her place. Once you are there she tells you it was a trick, and Brad rapes you.

I wish I were a shooting star

Your wish is granted and you burn to powder upon entering the atmosphere.

I wish i was on holiday

your wish is granted and you find yourself cruising through the ocean on the Titanic.

I wish I could be rich

Your wish is granted, you become rich, live a wonderful life in the bahamas for 3 years buy a yacht and get killed by a tsunami.

I wish I could understand woman.

your wish is granted and you wake up in the morning with a vagina.
I wish I was tall, dark and handsome

You turn into a greek god with a teeny weeny dick

I wish i had a Audi RS4

You drive your new Audi off the showroom floor, only to wrap it around the 1st pole

I wish I had lots of cash

You become a multi millionare, but are too afraid to go out and spend it, in fear of getting robbed.

Iwish i was on a fishing trip now.

your boat capsizes, you get hypothermia, frost bite and crotch rot.

I wish i could be a professional soccer player

your wish is granted - while training david beckham kicks a ball into your balls and you become a woman...

I wish i was built like brad pitt in fightclub

you get a dream build but your ugly face stays the same

I wish I drove a sport car

You get to drive a sport car, but you are the chauffer to a smelly arogant rich prick

I wish for world peace