The Bootleg Beaverage
1933 A.D. The Australian-born, Czechoslovakian, and later Slovakian Chemist Aurthur K. Didley walked into a bar and sat down at a table with a friend of his called Adolf in a pub in Belgravia. Although Adolf later gained international fame under his last name Hitler, Didley unknowingly went down in history at that very moment as the first beaverage bootlegger. Adolf was known for giving long, compelling speeches and as a result, Didley was never able to find a moment to interject to go to the bathroom. However, he had an idea. He reached under the table into his napsack and unscrewed the cap to a bottle filled mostly with ethanol from his lab. He proceeded to relieve himself, filling the bottle up nicely without Adolf's noticing. Soon Adolf ordered Didley to go bum him a cigarette. In the meantime, Adolf started searching through Didley's bag as he was an avid kleptomaniac (most notably taking Czechoslovakia in 1939). Finding Didley's bottle, Adolf proceeded to down the entire thing in one go, greatly enjoying the taste. Immediately feeling the effect of the beaverage, Adolf became eager for beaver and left the room. Didley enjoyed great commercial success marketing the concoction under the label "Budweiser" which is Old High Czechoslovakian for "Hitler drank urine."