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Haai! So, Mens Health has posted a cool lil article, with some tips on how to choose the right present for that special girl in your life.

The point is, admittedly, we are hard to decode as to what we want. Coming straight out and saying what we want seems rude - I couldn't do that, so they give four main points on how to figure her out:

Take Mental Notes. Watch her, what she wears, what she watches - it can be a big hint. We may even little hints like "OH THAT DVD LOOKS SO COOL". *guilty*

Interrogation. Ask questions, and LISTEN to what she says.
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[Ask]something like, "You wear hoop earrings a lot. Are they your favorite?" Then listen. She'll either respond with, "Yeah, I love them, but I want some new ones," or say, "I have way too many, but I really want a new necklace." Translation: She wants a necklace.


Catalogs/Magazines. Take notice of if she has marked anything off in them, or read a magazine together and see what page she pauses on. Again, LISTEN to what she says.. She may give away more than she realises.

Ask her Friends. This is especially important if you want to buy her some clothes: her friends will know her size better than you will. Trust me. If you are close to her family, also consider asking a sister or mom - they will probably have a good idea.

We are, however, pretty simple creatures.. Just not as simple as you men. wink.gif
Carrots
Give her the gift that keeps on giving!

Make her pregnant! smile.gif
hunter
We are easy to buy for, buy yourself some sexy lingerie, and model it for us tongue.gif

Best
Gift
Ever!
millennia
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We are easy to buy for, buy yourself some sexy lingerie, and model it for us tongue.gif

Best
Gift
Ever!
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Give her the gift that keeps on giving!

Make her pregnant! smile.gif


hand in hand tongue.gif

hunter
You cant get her pregnant if shes uses her hand

*cough*
millennia
lmao!
cyfermaster
Do you give lots of those gifts Carrots? You must enjoy that. tongue.gif
CrEaTi0n
Lingerie is the gift that keeps on giving. Problem for me is that my wife had a lingerie party before we got married 3 months ago so there are still some outfits she has never worn sad.gif

My problem is that my wife doesnt know what she wants either tongue.gif
cyfermaster
Tell your wife, that your gift can be here modelling them for you, and the pictures of that can be the forums christmas present. hahahahahaha. Just kidding. JuCa would love that though. Why can't they just tell us what they want. sad.gif If they know that is.
ZorG
Only problem with babies is you have to give to them for 20 years before they start returning the favour biggrin.gif

creation, get yourself a camera for all of that modelling your wife will be doing biggrin.gif
W@RP@T}{
Lingerie!!!! I bought mine a shitload of Lingerie, new shoes, a watch, a full body massage so I got all bases covered and if that's not good enough, tough shit tongue.gif

cyfermaster
If she doesn't want the massage, pass it on this way. tongue.gif
ms.daisy
I totally never know what I want sad.gif especially for a birthday sad.gif im scared I make the wrong choice sad.gif
JuCa
Good thing Christmas is getting cancelled this year sad.gif
THE SAiNT

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Lingerie is the gift that keeps on giving


Yes, and then you wake up the next morning and she tells you, this is not going to work out.
So you move out, and she moves in with her new boyfriend after a 3year friendship and a 11 month relationship. And you ask yourself . . .
How long has she been modelling the same lingerie for him ?

Anyone else want something for Christmas ?

Adieu
Silly
I think even a chocolate will do!!
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