Ask any women, and the majority will say a quality they look for in a man is a sense of humour.
Some men are just plain amusing... and they are even more attractive for that very reason.
So here are a few of the "funny guys" quotes...
Ben Stiller on choosing baby names: "My wife thought of Scarlet from Gone With The Wind. I thought of Darth Maul, or maybe President. President Stiller would be a great name."
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Jim Carrey: "I'm charming, but I dip into the Prozac now and then."
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Owen Wilson on how most of his characters end up dying: "It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it."
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Billy Crystal: "In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it."
Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G): "I know this is something of a generalisation, but why are skeletons evil?"
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Johnny Knoxville: "It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
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Matt LeBlanc: "I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?"
Will Ferrell: "I'm not really an exhibitionist. I'm drawn to the outrageous stuff because it's fun, not because it's some deep compulsion. I'm no tortured, anger-stoked, deeply neurotic comic - just a pretty low-key normal guy."
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Chris Rock: "Women are like the police; they could have all the evidence in the world but they still want the confession."
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Jack Black on filming the love scene with Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal: "It was just strictly professional. It was like a doctor or a carpenter plying his trade. I received no pleasure whatsoever... I requested 32 takes for the perfection of the craft."
The best quote to round this all up..
Matthew Perry: "I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realised it was a way to make girls laugh."
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Those are all Classic 
I think Im the class comedian definately
I think Im the class comedian definately
The thing is that while I like these guys and what they do, they do repeat or stay in the same kind of type of comedy. Like Ben Stiller / Will Ferrell play
the same kind of character the whole time (if you know what I mean). I do like both of them but they should try out something else imo (Like Jim Carrey and Jack Black to a lesser extent).
the same kind of character the whole time (if you know what I mean). I do like both of them but they should try out something else imo (Like Jim Carrey and Jack Black to a lesser extent).
i love the chris rock one..... its so true
here is some more from him....
here is some more from him....
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"I'm not going to bash Bush here tonight. I saw 'Fahrenheit 9/11.' I think Bush is a genius. I think Bush did some things this year that nobody in this room could do. ... Because Bush basically reapplied for his job. And can you imagine applying for a job and while you're applying there's a movie in every theater in the country that shows how much you suck at the job? It would be hard to get hired, wouldn't it? I watched 'Fahrenheit.' I learned some stuff. Bush did some things you could never get away with at a real job.
When Bush got into office, there was a surplus of money -- now there's like a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you work at the GAP. You close out your register and you're $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble for something like that. Not Bush. Then he started a war. ... Now just imagine you work at the GAP. You're $70 trillion behind on your register and then you start a war with the Banana Republic because you say they got toxic tank tops over there. You have the war, people are dying -- 1,000 GAP employees are dead, bleeding all over the khakis -- you finally take over Banana Republic and find they never made tank tops in the first place."
When Bush got into office, there was a surplus of money -- now there's like a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you work at the GAP. You close out your register and you're $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble for something like that. Not Bush. Then he started a war. ... Now just imagine you work at the GAP. You're $70 trillion behind on your register and then you start a war with the Banana Republic because you say they got toxic tank tops over there. You have the war, people are dying -- 1,000 GAP employees are dead, bleeding all over the khakis -- you finally take over Banana Republic and find they never made tank tops in the first place."
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
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