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I wouldn't even know where to start commenting on all that
... Guys please tell me that none of that would Actually work?
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The article topic - How to use car sales tactics to get your guy to propose.
Read it here
I wouldn't even know where to start commenting on all that ...
Guys please tell me that none of that would Actually work?
Read it here
I wouldn't even know where to start commenting on all that
... Guys please tell me that none of that would Actually work?
that was pretty humorous and spot on there hiccupsie.
You hinting to someone hiccupsie?
HowlinMadMurdoc, you cheeky sod! 
I wasn't hinting at nothing, I came accross that whilst looking for details for the other thread where the boys seem to be experiencing fears in approaching women.
Besides the man is sitting next to me so it would hardly have been subtle now, would it?
I wasn't hinting at nothing, I came accross that whilst looking for details for the other thread where the boys seem to be experiencing fears in approaching women.
Besides the man is sitting next to me so it would hardly have been subtle now, would it?
QUOTE(hiccupsie @ Dec 16 2005, 09:20 AM) 
HowlinMadMurdoc, you cheeky sod!
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Besides the man is sitting next to me so it would hardly have been subtle now, would it?
True dat
The whole test drive thing worries me...
When I buy a car I sure as hell dont want some fat pigs fart clinging to the seats...hell I dont even let them deliver it.
However there is something to be said about a driven in car...I forget what though.
On another note can you (if we use this whole analogy) go to the parents of the new model and offer your current one as a trade in?
Oh Oh and where to do you hang the deodorant stick on her? Should we consider girls with long nipples?
When I buy a car I sure as hell dont want some fat pigs fart clinging to the seats...hell I dont even let them deliver it.
However there is something to be said about a driven in car...I forget what though.
On another note can you (if we use this whole analogy) go to the parents of the new model and offer your current one as a trade in?
Oh Oh and where to do you hang the deodorant stick on her? Should we consider girls with long nipples?
Omw
Did I not express my disapproving amusement with this whole article succesfully?
I don't even believe that any woman worth being called a woman should ever 'try' to get a man to propose
He either does or he doesn't - and if he doesn't, realise that he just aint That into you / he's got commitment issues / he's a cheating hound etc etc and Move the hell on lady!
easy, innit?
Did I not express my disapproving amusement with this whole article succesfully?
I don't even believe that any woman worth being called a woman should ever 'try' to get a man to propose
He either does or he doesn't - and if he doesn't, realise that he just aint That into you / he's got commitment issues / he's a cheating hound etc etc and Move the hell on lady!
easy, innit?
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I don't even believe that any woman worth being called a woman should ever 'try' to get a man to propose
It has happened before, and will again. The age old trick of "i am pregnant" seems to work wonders still. Or people that get married just to get a piece of paper to allow them to shag. WTF?
I like honesty and directnes. I a chick wants to get married, tell the guy. "hey, when you gonna ask me to marry you, Dick?". Or just ask him yourself. If he says no, or whatever derivative thereof, it is the chicks place to tell him that she would wait until he is sure, or that she wont wait till he makes up his mind, that this is not what she wants out of life, and that she is gonna find someone else who will commit.
The moment I find out a girl lied to me to get me to marry her, I'm outta there.
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The age old trick of "i am pregnant" seems to work wonders still.
The moment I find out a girl lied to me to get me to marry her, I'm outta there.
And then the man uses the age old trick of jumping through the window to escape imprisonment...
There are so many ways to avoid marriage:
-Dress in her clothes
-give a novelty ring with 100% glass
-tell her she's like her sister in bed
-remind her not to eat fatty foods unless she wants to upgrade a dress size
-short circuit her vibrator and watch her get real crazy
"If the ring dont fit you must aquit"
There are so many ways to avoid marriage:
-Dress in her clothes
-give a novelty ring with 100% glass
-tell her she's like her sister in bed
-remind her not to eat fatty foods unless she wants to upgrade a dress size
-short circuit her vibrator and watch her get real crazy
"If the ring dont fit you must aquit"
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He has to know there are others buyers in the market.
Nothing is more appealing than a car that everybody wants and nobody can get. So what happens when there are a lot of buyers in the market, and not enough cars to go around? The waiting list. At all times you’re not in an exclusive relationship, try dating at least three men at a time. Men are intensely competitive, and their attraction to you will increase tenfold if they sense another buyer in the showroom. Plus, you’ll have a backup or two if a promising deal falls through. In the meantime, all your potential buyers will be trying to figure out how he can wiggle his way to the top of your list
Nothing is more appealing than a car that everybody wants and nobody can get. So what happens when there are a lot of buyers in the market, and not enough cars to go around? The waiting list. At all times you’re not in an exclusive relationship, try dating at least three men at a time. Men are intensely competitive, and their attraction to you will increase tenfold if they sense another buyer in the showroom. Plus, you’ll have a backup or two if a promising deal falls through. In the meantime, all your potential buyers will be trying to figure out how he can wiggle his way to the top of your list
OMG!!! WTF!!! I can't believe this woman...
I don't think this ladies tactics would work at all.
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The moment I find out a girl lied to me to get me to marry her, I'm outta there.
Sometimes they just keep on shagging and she get preggers for real. Caution is the word.
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I don't think this ladies tactics would work at all.
Yeah, it's called AIDS
well doens't the word "baby" usually work? if the chick gets pregnant then the guy will have to marry her... unless he's got other agender...
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