Where are the best places in JHB to meet WOMEN ??????

Most clubs have more guys than women,
and with the music being so loud it makes it difficult to
actually have a conversation,
Tell me what would u recommend as a venue(BARS/Clubs/Lounges) to meet women
in JHB, where there would be more women than men???????

Dude, if there were honestly a place where there was guaranteed to be more women than men I can assure you it wouldn't be that way for long

I've started going to Newtown a bit lately, some cool spots opening up there (makes a change from Melville for decent bars and lounges). Stones is also good to strike up a conversation or challenge some girls to a game of pool, or you could try a local bar in your area and thus find a 'local' girl?

And now for the X games....Xtremely horny and Desperate!
Trust me if a forum could help you find something that Netstar cant even locate all geeks would Don Juans.
Your best bet is to go to dating sites like matchmaker.co.za or sleazyho.com or even hotmale.com.

:rofl:

I would say Tiger Tiger on a thursday nite is usually packed with a couple of horn dogs

I took a quick look at the website. R50 cover charge! I still shun places with the audacity of charging anything above R5!

But I guess I must accept that my student days are over.



It also looks like no more shorts & plakkies on a night out.

Anybody know any good chill pubs/clubs/"kuier plekke" near the Weltevreden Park area? I already know of Cantaloops.

No rave type clubs, please!

Good luck finding a woman

R5... LOL

in Paris they don't let you in unless you bring some girls with

I already have a woman

You people have probably never heard of a place called Midknights in the great student town of Potchefstroom?

Covercharge: R10
Girls: Lots and loose and mostly hot.
Double vodka + whaterver mix : R5
If you're feeling rich, double rum&coke : R6

With my first paycheck in the big city, I was feeling rich! Wanted to buy a round of drinks. Double Rum&coke R24!!

You also get pissed far sooner than usual, since they spike their drinks (or did at one stage). As to the talent, all i can say is: agreement.

O, and if you drive a Porche/M3/M5/AMG/etc, you can always go to News Cafe in Rivonia before you go to Tiger Tiger, just to cover all bases.

val guess your Honda doesn't make the cut hey?

Tiger tiger is the best place for ass. It is as my one friend describes it a "meat market". I found tempo's to have a large female presense. You could also try monsoon lagoon.

how about the beach

No, i think that all me

Weltevreden Park... Maybe the Keg, or the o'hagans. Don't really go there so I can't say really.... There are some places near Northgate. A place called Banbury Cross. If I think of any others I will let you know.

what about roxy's for some young teen's

Young as in 13?

Where is this "roxy's" ?

Do they sell alcohol, or do I have to smuggle my own in?

sies you pedophile!
:slap:

Roxy's Rhythm Bar, Melville. And they do sell alcohol

Plenty RAU (um..., UJ) chicks to choose from.

I was actually in the area last night for the first time.

Cool runnings is my kind of place for a couple of friends to have a chat.
I wasnt at Roxy's. I dont think my gf (who is not in school anymore ) would approve of me chatting up 13 year olds while she is there.

Such charm

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Isn't that exactly what it is though? (Yes, yes... not meat and all that. Emotions and personality...).

Meat market - Men inspecting 'meat', and as in the image - taking some home

Mmmm, pehaps meat market is a bit strong.



Teach your buddy some tact Areduis *slap*

The Keg at Rock Cottage (Wednesday night it's lekka busy), O Hagans (Friday nights its packed) and Salvatories. There is also the Kerry Piper at the Mc Dees opposite Hill Fox and the News Cafe there. There is also the News Cafe at the Mc Dees opposite Virgins Inactive on Hans Strydom and of course the Dros.

Billy the bums fourways...be warned loose ass grabbing women about.

Roxy's may be where you'll find some nice teen girls, but you do have to be over 18 to get in. Well, you're supposed to be but you know younger girls always manage to get in.

It's really not a bad place, been there a few times on Students Nights since I get in for cheap with my student card. It does get VERY full though, and the music is generally too loud to find any women. But that doesn't seem to stop most of the people there.

Monsoon Lagoon on ladies night, which is Wednesday I believe, is also a very good place to meet women. Also no under 18s apparantly but I've seen some girl-friends of mine there who are 16. Hae seen some very nice ladies the few times I have been there.

Pool clubs are usually a pretty good on Fridya nights. The music usually isn't too loud depending where you go, most of the places I've bene to have a nice atmosphere as well.

Forums are good as well, chat rooms, MXIT. Although you find some really weird people at places like that!

Roxy's has become the biggest hole in Melville. I used to get in there when I was 16 so I doubt you'll have a problem if you're underage.


There are TWO reason for this, and the bigger they are the more likely the underage girl will get in

Thats the reason for girls being bought drinks as well.