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Any question. Any topic ranging from advice on curbing alcoholic youths to getting rid of the stench of decaying matter from under your house to measuring your body parts in correct fashion.
And we of the forum will assist you in any way we deem fit mentally or otherwise.



Real reason why I'm doing this: Vault9 sections are going down like the titanic and I guess I'm playing the last fiddle hoping to bag me a white woman to assist in my escape.

So what's your question?

What is the easiest way to avoid frizz in your hair?

Do I have any friends?

stay away from durban.

I hope you do

Simon...this isnt magic 8 ball. Yes you do have friends. Consist they of imaginary people, insect variety e.g. crabs,lice or just that smelly hobo who keeps calling you daddy after you slapped him across the face for leaving streaks on your windshield; they will never leave you unless you finally repent for your evil ways and take up killing people for sport like we all should be doing.

I do not understand your reply, but it oozes wisdom like the giant gash on my thigh oozes pus.

Exactly the right kind of statement I was going for...well maybe with the gash being more in a private area.

NEXT QUESTION!

Are gays acceptable?

Perhaps this is going to end up in Fight Club..

As if we needed more evidence that Warpath is obsessed with his sexual insecurities. Haha.

Anyway, since this is not Fight Club, let me stick to the topic at hand: um, toasted, don't they make shampoos and creams with anti-frizz? Or you could straighen it?

Simon: you did not define 'friends' exactly i.e. real, imaginary, split personalities, etc.?

Keep moisture away from it.

Anything that isn't inanimate really.

How do I do a backflip? I have no idea where to start, and it would be kewl party trick.

the same as a frontflip, just in reverse

Backflip? Stretch beforehand and get a mattress....now bend down and jump backwards pulling your knees over you....this wont work first time. Wear a helmet.

why would v9 be going down the bog?

^^ Huh 109 users online concurrently. That's not too bad.

^^read blackrazor's intial post!

Toasted wait till you get back in SA and I'll give you contact details for salons that keep a range of specialised products by Hannon Bothma, world famous SA hairdresser and Image consultant.

Friz no more I tell ya

Or you could try Paul Mitchell's 'Skinny' range in the UK, similar product and Great value

use GEL

Straightening Iron is the only thing that works for me.
Just got to be careful what type of one you use. Using
just a plain metal plate will dry and damage your hair
so badly so opt for one with ceramic coated plates. They
also come with and 'ironising' and steaming function which
helps to keep your hair form drying out too much.

Gel is also definately an option.

Hope this is of some help to you!

Yeah, thanks!

I actually have a pair of straighteners (ceramic) - my only problem is that I'm ultra lazy. Think I need to find someone and hire them to be my hairdresser 24/7.

Toasted as docmoo to use a iron

alright this is a weird question but its coming out of an argument with a friend.

When you are cold or when it is cold or when your body and the surroundings are colder you go to the toilet more often. what is the biological process behind that? someone explain pls.

this is all part of homeostasis - your body keeping the conditions condusive for living.
when it is hot, you are at risk of dehydration. when it's hot ADH (anti-diuretic hormone) is released and allows more water to be reabsorbed by the kidney and less is expelled. so on a hot day your urine will be more concentrated
in winter however, your body does not need to retain as much water, so you will urinate a bit more than you would in summer. your urine would be less concentrated too.
also, in winter you are likely to have tea or coffee. caffeine is a diuretic, which means it promotes urination.

as per matric level biology

whoa blood that answer is potent!

Ok when was Adsl/broadband released to the public in South Africa? my housemate reckons it just came out this year and doesnt believe me!

Holwin, I have had ADSL at my house since last year. My boss has had it as his place since 2003 if not earlier. Hope that helps.

What does one do with a person who is scared to be seen by people?

eg. hiding in a room, when strangers(strangers for this person) comes to visist.

Give them a backhand and tell them they need professional help...

Who are the presidents of the US depicted on Mnt. Rushmore? (argument with a buddie)

George Washington.
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
Theodore Roosevelt

Apparantly there are a few different wonders of the world. Modern, Ancient and Natural. What are they?

I know of the following:
Natural:
Okavango Delta
Grand Canyon

Ancient:
Egyptian Pyramids


Was also arguing with a friend

Ancient:
Great Wall of china

Modern:
Empire State Building?

Natural:
Amazon Forest?

Howlin ADSL came in, in 2000

How do you increase seratonin levels ?

Ecstasy?

Orgasim!

What's the average weight of a liver?

Hmm, mutated from alcohol abuse or otherwise? I think the average liver is between 1 and 1.5 kilos.

why do women think so much? is it genetics?

It's a disorder that cannot be avoided and its the main cause of suicide amongst males...