Everyone wants to have a great time before they get old and boring, but what you do now actually affects how your body ages in the future. Every late night, cigarette or sunbed will mean more wrinkles, more cellulite (for the women, of course) and a saggier butt.

Are your bad habits going to make you wrinkly too soon?



Mrhahah, my body is 15 years old. That is so kewl.

I'm sure we all know what it means if your body is older than your age, and how you should change your lifestyle to correct this. If you body's the same age as you, it's recommended that you beware of the nasty habits that could age your body. If your body's younger than your real age, like me, make sure to balance exercise with a reasonable diet. And, make sure you don't crash-diet which contributes to premature wrinkling and can starve the hair of essential nutrients, causing dandruff, dullness and even hair loss.

[from Bliss Magazine November 2005]

i am 18 ':D

YAY FOR ME
':D

this means my body can get drunk \o/

Seriously.


Now I know where the phrase "75% of all statistics are made up on the spot" comes from

My body is apparently 17

How often do you eat breakfast?
Occasionally or never (+3)

How many servings of (different) fruit and veg do you have a day?
None (+2)

How many glasses of water do you drink daily?
Between one and seven (+2)


How much alcohol do you drink a week?
One or two alcoholic drinks per week (+1)

Out shopping, you're most likely to drink...
Sweet drinks like coke (+2)

How often do you exercise per week?
Hardly ever (+1)

Do you get out of breath climbing stairs?
Yes (+2)


Do you smoke?
Three cigarettes or more a day (+3)

Do you apply sunscreen every time you're in the sun?
No (+2)

How often do you use sunbeds?
Never (-1)

How long do you sleep at night?
Seven hours or less (+1)


Do you ever wake up during the night worrying about stuff?
No (-1)

Which position do you sleep in?
On my front (+2)

Body age is apparantly 39 and I am 20...should I start worrying?

I doubt it, really there should be a clear difference between 1 & 7 glasses of water a day...

Do you get out of breath climbing stairs? How many stairs?

So what if I sleep on my front, it's just my body finding the most comfortable position.

Again, this is just a very ballpark figure (maybe not even ballpark, more like ti,e zone)

yeah right my body is 30. The last question is total bull... I don't know anybody who sleeps in one position the whole night.... I change between them all... Must I add 1, take 1 away and then add 2. (so basically add 2)???

How often do you eat breakfast?
Occasionally or never (+3)

How many servings of (different) fruit and veg do you have a day?
None (+2)

How many glasses of water do you drink daily?
Between one and seven (+2)


How much alcohol do you drink a week?
One or two alcoholic drinks per week (+1)

Out shopping, you're most likely to drink...
Sweet drinks like coke (+2)

How often do you exercise per week?
Hardly ever (+1)

Do you get out of breath climbing stairs?
No


Do you smoke?
Three cigarettes or more a day (+3)

Do you apply sunscreen every time you're in the sun?
No (+2)

How often do you use sunbeds?
Never (-1)

How long do you sleep at night?
Seven hours or less (+1)


Do you ever wake up during the night worrying about stuff?
No (-1)

Which position do you sleep in?
On my back (-1)

Body Age: 14....ok...so that would explain why my phallus is so wrinkled.



Dull..check
Snowy top...check
Hair loss...check

Nope everything still normal here if it was happened all over my body I'd be worried.

You meant to add 14 on to your actual age Black...

... and that's why your phallus is so wrinkled

I'm 5 years old?

Well my body age is apparently 30, which isnt bad since im 29 1/2....



Blackrazor, youre lying on that thing... smoking and not outta breath??

Ok so lets see....add 14 years to current age...carry the 3, deduct beauty spots...Multiply by heart failure and compare the results.

Hey not bad I'm up there with Methusalah...now to find a good looking 234year old woman to sex me up.


EDIT: Nope I'm not out of breath...because I'm piggybacking on squatter who is running up the stairs. Equal employment for all. Then again I do inhale pure O2 once a year.

Nope, read the line after "How to do this:" again...

I'm 23 and my body age is 45 LOL what alot of Bull CRAP

I am 21 and my body is 21 as it should be... kthnx

...FREAK!

I'm 23 and my body age is 24... seems right... must cut down on the stres tho... cos it seems to be just as bad as smoking

Ryan you need to get out more

I'm 24 but this thing reckons I'm 32

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but at least I can read. Let me go through this:

I am 18

How often do you eat breakfast?
Every day (-1)

now I am 17

How many servings of (different) fruit and veg do you have a day?
Five or more servings (-2)

now I am 15 (I actually eat a lot more)

How many glasses of water do you drink daily?
Eight glasses or more (-1)

Hah, easily. Now I am 14

How much alcohol do you drink a week?
None (-1)

Last time I drank was about 6 months ago. I am now 13

Out shopping, you're most likely to drink...
Water (-2)
Seeing the trend here? I am now 12

How often do you exercise per week?
Most days (-2)
Should I really answer this? 10 years old...

Do you get out of breath climbing stairs?
No(+0) Still 10...

Do you smoke?
Never (-2)
A disgusting habit. 8 years old.

How often do you use sunbeds?
Never (-1)
I haven't even seen one in real life. 7 years old (whoah, shit, this looks borked to me...)

How long do you sleep at night?
Eight Hours (-1)
6 years old, I kick butt.

Do you ever wake up during the night worrying about stuff?
No(-1)
What? And ruin my wonderful rest? pfft!

Which position do you sleep in?
On my back (-1)
If I don't, I run a risk of waking up in a lot of pain.

There you go, 5 years old. Should I do this bogus test again?
Do you apply sunscreen every time you're in the sun?
Yes (-2)
Also, I am hardly ever in the sun. 6 years old.

this test is for normal people... not the trainers at the local vegan centre...

limp wristed broccolli fetishists.
Real men die young and UGLY!

I smoke way more than 3 a day. I run everday, and swim, and do weights. Im playing in this years Dubai 7's rugby tournament. Lets race up some stairs, and see who gets tired first.

Once upon a time there was a boy called Gitano, who exercised vigorously his whole life. He also smoked. So one day he decided to race two other men up the longest flight of stairts ever built by man. For argument's sake, let's call this 'The Longest Flight Of Stairs Ever Built By Man'. So anyway, the other two competitors were of exactly the same age, grew up in exactly the same part of town, followed exactly the same kind of diet and had exactly the same amount of work- and relationship related stress (you get the picture).
Clive, however, was a little overweight and didn't exercise quite as often as he should have. He dropped out about half way through.
Owen, on the other hand, followed a religious workout routine. In fact, some rumours were abound that Owen's physical prowess were even comparable to Gitano's!
He didn't smoke, though. And so, he made it all the way up The Longest Flight Of Stairs Ever Built By Man, while poor little Gitano was just 15 steps away from the top before running out of breath.

: /

:'(

I agree, Gitano's a loser.

Anyway, I know it effects things, but I really am sick of the whole SMOKING IS TEH DEV0L thing. Its getting old. We know what it does, leave us alone

You should still stop lol ;/

Eughh. Smokers, and smoking, make me vomit.

didn't everyone say that the south african high jumping chick couldn't win the olympics because she just didnt have the energy to carry on from all the smoking she does?

Aunty Hestrie...

I knew she was a smoker - sometimes you can just tell by the way someones mouth looks. Aaah, a cigarette would fit well into that mouth.

Remember the episode of Seinfeld when Kramer had the smoking room in his apartment. After 72 hours of heavy smoking his face looked like "A catchers mit" LOL

What the hell are you losers on about? I eat more meat in a day than you eat in a week.

/me passes Simon a carrot

':D

OK, health freakie deakies

Real men die young and ugly! LOL

Simon is on a mission to look like Ronny Coleman.

Simon, I'm interested and wanna see a pic. How big are you? You like reached your goal yet, or are you still working towards something?

capn, I don't know Ronny Coleman.

He's this short guy who can drink 6 beer jugs in under 1 minute. Or was Gary Coleman? Wait am I thinking of the Postal2 Guest star? Or I guess we could google the name.

Apprently my body is 26... And I'm 18.. Lol. Even tho people say I look 16.

Ronnie Coleman is the world's number 1 bodybuilder at the moment.

I would do anything short of taking up bodybuilding as a career to look like him.

An old picture of him (he has put on some muscle mass since then):


EDIT:
I've promised everyone online that I will have pics up as soon as someone agrees to take pictures of me. I'm not really working towards a goal. I only goal is to make each workout more savage than the last. It's quite impossible for me to set any long-term goals, I have no idea what my body will be like in a year.

YUK

I have a friend who is also into the whole get as big as you can thing. All the girls I asked tell my they dont like how he looks.

Yet, the only guy I know who gets it on with more girls more of the time, is the only guy I know that is bigger than him.

Not to mention being a bouncer earns you big bucks part time.

I am 25, body is 22.
IF: you count the 3 smokes every 2 weeks as "none"
you take the 1 drink a week average as being for your whole life :-)
Take the week to be 4 days long. NO-ONE should exercise over weekends.

Exercise on weekends? WTF.

Weekends are for partying, sleeping, and once in a blue moon, a sports tournament or something, no organised exercise!