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toasted

Oct 15 2005, 11:39 AM

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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors.

8. Why Bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time.

5. The difference between beige, off-white, bone, and ecru.

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

1. Other women

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Valheru

Oct 17 2005, 01:22 AM

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6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time.

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5. The difference between beige, off-white, bone, and ecru.

There are 3 colours: Red, Blue and Green. We don't call them by different names, they are just combinatins of these. Deal with it.

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1. Other women

(true)

millennia

Oct 17 2005, 03:48 AM

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Deal with it.

Them there are fighting words Valheru

JuCa

Oct 17 2005, 04:23 AM

Number 2....hahaha...woman are so insecure about their weight / appearance.

hunter

Oct 17 2005, 05:07 AM

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4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

wat???

Ce'Nedra

Nov 3 2005, 11:58 AM

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4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

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wat???

when its put that way it does seem rediculous.
trimming(cutting) your hair gets rid of things like split ends

and keeps your hair healthy

Suppose it also has a lot to do with the right products etc.

Simon

Nov 3 2005, 01:15 PM

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7. Fat clothes.

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2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

I can sympathise ladies, I know exactly how you feel.

BlackRazor

Nov 8 2005, 04:34 AM

And now...

Top 10 Things Only Men Understand

10. A dog licking his balls.

9. The need to release gas in case the pressure kills you.

8. Why a coke and a smoke is a manly breakfast.

7. Why redlining a car is good for you.

6. Breast magnetism falsely understood as male chauvenism.

5. The difference between between a bad mood and the time of the month.

4. Washing your hair with conditioner or anything else is not kosher.

3. Leaving porn in plain sight.

2. To always bring gifts even when not in the wrong.

1. To shut the fuck up.

Did I forget anything?

Badavis

Nov 8 2005, 07:16 AM

QUOTE(BlackRazor @ Nov 8 2005, 01:34 PM)

lmao. very good dude.

W@RP@T}{

Mar 9 2006, 08:23 AM

Classic Black hahahahahahaha

What about

Going off the dial in your car proves that manufactured top speeds are conservative.

Releasing gas in front of your male friends is like saying "shit I don't have anymore jokes left but my secret weapon will find something for us to laugh about"

Having a girlfriend is like intermittance for your "watching porn time" there is no way she can nob like the "stud" you are, but provides a hands-on approach for sneaking in some moves you saw last night on a new porno while she was sleeping.

The more cool gadget shit you got on your cellphone the better, you dont have to glue it to your ear because you talk all freaking day on the thing..... If it synchronises with outlook, plays "proper" games, and has a camera for those "moments" your sorted.

2 minute noodles is food bitch, if you want better make it yourself.

I'd rather be shagging you than fixing the bathroom light. *this can be applied to any! labour"

ok, i'll stop now

hahaha

Simon

Mar 9 2006, 03:12 PM

How you doing there W( at )RP( at )T}{?

Yup, still being a complete and utter retard.

I GUESS I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT THEN

Carrots

Mar 10 2006, 02:18 AM

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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

Women and gay's

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I can sympathise ladies, I know exactly how you feel.

I wanted to post that even before I read your reply... sorry for the coincidence. :oops:

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