So I thought that seeing as us girls keep having our lists of what we like ridiculed and we seem to be unable to stop asking our male counterparts all important questions about what They like; lets go for a list of what we don't like. Gentlemen, a list that if you complied with I personally guarantee you would have me running for the hills...

1. Dirty / long / bitten fingernails - there is no way hands like that get
even remotely close to me. If us girls can spend hours every week making
sure we look the way you like, the least you can do is see to your hands kthx
2. Excessive daily reminders of just how much you adore your mother -
I once planted some flowers in a guys garden and mentioned that we should
consider removing a big nasty looking dead bush that almost covered the whole
one wall to which he replied "My mother gave me that plant" and I was
like " I'm sure it was nice when it was alive" he got totally infuriated with
me. Needless to say I ran faaar faar away from mommy and son.
3. Guys that spend every breathing moment either checking their mail, fiddling
with their phones or sitting open mouthed in front of the tv or playstation
- If that's how much imagination you got going in life honey - You'd
probably bore me to death on every other level
4. Men that want the lady to 'do the hunting', The rules of Nature clearly
state that We are to be courted and not the other way round - besides if I was
interested in wild life and hunting I'd visit the Kruger National Park mmkay?
5. Guys that after a while start to 'expect' or even 'demand' certain favours
you'd done for them in the past as your duty - If I wanted to work for a
boss I'd at least expect a payslip.
6. Hairy chests - Us females have to have waxes done in unmentionable
places that (trust me) are EXTREMELY painful yet you get to whine about
having to have a few measely chest hairs removed? - PPPPFT, get over it yo
big baby!
7. Men that expect the women they date to be flawless in every way thus no
cellulite, no extra kilo's etc etc - Firstly *newsflash* ever heard of a
process called 'airbrushing'?! When is the last time YOU made a turn in front
of the mirror stud? If you are demanding an oil painting I sure as hell hope you
can please all the same!
8. Serial 'Players' - The sad thing regarding this point is that most men that
regard themselves as 'players' and love sharing the details of their quest to
spread heartbreak and humiliation amongst poor girls (that most the time
Really liked the dude) is that they aren't even that attractive nor do they seem
able to talk about anything else than the latest clubbing album or their next set
of 'mags' for the car - (I've even seen some idiots calling themselves pet
names like 'The Italian Stallion' or 'Too hot to handle') I'm only going to tell you
this once, YOU fail it BADLY and I hope there will come a day where every
honest decent man will have the oppertunity to humiliate you just as you
enjoyed humiliating countless women.
9. Men that share personal details of their relationship with other people -
No need Mr Insecure, if other people are interested in the intimate details of
your relationships you either a) need to move out of the trailer park or b) stfu
cause it Still aint any of their business!
10.Men who publicly embarrass their girlfriends, wifes - whichever. Now I
know this one should rather be addressed to the ladies (in short - just dump his
sorry ass) but still if you feel the need to bully - rather go see a plastic
surgeon, they can do wonders with size problems.

Feel free to add more ladies...

Damn.

bwahaha thats a little overboard.

yep thats me, but only when im not doing anything. i dont watch TV but if i got free time and no plans i will play games on my PC.

Arrgh fetch me harpoon.

damn again. wax? you must be mad. the one time i tried stuff was when i used hairstraightner. never again. it was apparantly 'mild' and it burnt the skin off my head and i had a head covered in burns and raw skin

yeah totally. but if we cant expect you to be perfect then dont expect us to be perfect with hairless chests etc.

and the last 3 dont apply to me and yeah i agrees. im no playa.

yeah I must aggree here... that dude in the amazing race was such a n0b when he kept telling everyone on TV "MOM I LOVE YOU!"


The question you should ask is why do those women end up doing it as well? (p.s this does not apply to me )


that is such double standards... women usually blabber everything to their friends so why can't we do the same? Worst of all is if we do something that the lady doesn't think it's right we get kaked on... but when the lady does the exact same thing we must just take it?

I dont think it has anything with being insecure. and yes I agree with what fishy said.

Yeah, I mostly agree with everything hiccupsie said. These are things that tend to annoy the HELL outta me, where it can get to the stage of me almost having a nervous breakdown.

Except: the hairy chest thing. Nah, not such a problem for me. I used to be obsessed with the idea of wanting a boyfriend with a smooth chest, but it seems DocterMoo is growing a baby gorilla under there. o_O But it's all good, at least I can advance my plaiting skills while I'm at it.

I'd like to add two more:

Aggressive Men. For me, there is NOTHING worse than a man that shouts and gets aggressive in an argment, or discussion. JUST CHILL OUT. It just makes us want to talk to you less, so I would advise against that.

When we speak, we expect to be heard. This happens to me ALOT. <whisper>DocterMoo</whisper>. He will be sitting on his PC, I'll say something and he doesn't look up at me, doesn't answer me, just keeps looking at the screen. So I say it louder and louder and he keeps "not hearing" as he likes to call it. But it's funny how as soon as I get up to walk out of the room he quickly jumps to attention, all like "HAY WHAT WERE YOU SAYING I DID NOT HEAR YOU". Hmmm.

Gah! omw! *falls off chair. im crying here. baby gorilla, bwahahaha! nice one.

you know how in movies the evil villian has a pet cat that he pets and strokes? well I guess in DocMoo's case he doesnt need a cat.

I never share details of a relationship - not even with My Mom

I think it is in poor taste (I'm a very private person and I for one would be livid if my partner discussed the details of our relationship with people) and regardless of whether it's the man or woman doing it - it usually ends up in disaster cause; if you keep whining about your partner to your family or friends how on earth do you expect them to like and accept this person? Duh!

Ooh and Toasted I so agree on the aggresive man one. You start screaming at me then watch my mind and Any sense of co-operation switch off.

I agree. I would smack myself if I did that. I too switch and disregard what someone says if they scream and shout at me to voice their opinion

Nope... might get a bit long sometimes, but I can't stand my nails being dirty, and I don't bite them.



Most guys adore their mothers... (some too much tho - eww...). Granted tho, I would also get sick of daily reminders...



Especially in summer...



It's quite common that guys are too shy to 'do the hunting'. SA women are also supposed to be notoriously stuck-up and unapprochable tho... puts most guys off.

But on the other hand, I agree with you. Once the ice is broken, I think the guy should initiate the moves... still, sometimes I'm too shy to try, I must admit. I think you're getting at the guys who expect the girl to do all the work...



Why keep score... karma does it for you...



I must say that a smooth chest is quite a cool feeling... afterwards. The waxing bit is quite excrutiating... understand where you're coming from. Don't ask us for bikini waxes tho... *cringe*



Everyone has their faults... live with it...



Assholes...



Ditto...



...should be shot... (it also works the other way around tho... I've had a few girlfriends who've publically embarrassed me... it's not on...)

Good post...

/me fears BlackRazor's reply

EDIT: And so you should fear my contribution...

Women and their moaning...always expecting more from men. Since the dawn of time all what has happened is: We are being repacked but remain the same. Like OMO...attractive packaging but still the same crap inside.

1. Dirty / long / bitten fingernails
Dirty...ladies if its during the week and the guy has a serious "get your hands dirty job" then please excuse us. The rest is of course inexcusable.

2. Excessive daily reminders of just how much you adore your mother
No offense this woman carried and nurtured us bastards for nine months and another 18 years after that. Give credit where credit is due...on the other hand mom is not the person you're playing tonseltennis with on fridays....cause thats just for monday mornings...for some people.

3. Guys that spend every breathing moment either checking their mail, fiddling
with their phones or sitting open mouthed in front of the tv or playstation
We have to play with small things...its our worry stones...would you rather we fonddle our dicks in public...although thats what we do in our pockets. But I understand: Women want to be fondled first.

4. Men that want the lady to 'do the hunting'
Yes please. Let nature decide what we are worthy of. Men who get turned down get frustrated, start killing and raping everyone in sights and end up becoming president some day.
In all honesty...we men are too stupid to come up with good oneliners and should rather be put up in a police line to get picked. "Everything has been said before, nothing left to say anymore" Its a nice change...Women of the world unite. Move yourselves...up and down.

5. Guys that after a while start to 'expect' or even 'demand' certain favours
you'd done for them in the past as your duty
If we spend more on your than the equivilant of 5 lap dances and 3 x5 star hookers in hillbrow...there better be a retribution.

6. Hairy chests
To be done away with...surely...unless you only have a small patch which in turn signifies that you have a hormonal imbalance and are likely a suiciidal maniac

7. Men that expect the women they date to be flawless in every way thus no
cellulite, no extra kilo's etc etc
Not me. I constantly await my girl to start to show her inner demon during the date. Usually just after the kiss goodbye ("You kiss like my Dad"),when food arrives ("I'm such a fat ugly bitch of a cow...UURGH! -Cuts herself with a razor) or my favourite :"My last boyfriend had a 10" dick which he beats me with every night.We still see each other."
But then again I always attract the weird ones.

8. Serial 'Players'
Agree. To be castrated early...right after conception.

9. Men that share personal details of their relationship with other people
Low. True. But how else can we learn more interesting sexual positions to please our ladies...ANSWER ME THAT! muhahaaaaa...ok our porn stash works aswell.

10.Men who publicly embarrass their girlfriends, wifes - whichever.
They probably deserved it...but lets not forget that anyone that hears a man dissing his lady knows that someone will be an inch shorter come nightfall. Beware.

I agree with you there kaizoku, but there is that one or two cases were you meet a sincere friendly girl.

In most cases if a guy isnt hansome they are only good for "Friends".

Davis genes are good. Not hairy at all, infact im almost 23 and shave like once a month (seriously).

But if any guy shaves his chest that makes him a bit "over the fence" in my book.

Those Mr are double standards.

We have to wax, shave, electrolyse whichever but men refuse to do so cause it makes them look / feel over the fence?

bah nice try...

You lucky bugger. by the end of the week I look like a grizzly

^^ That makes two of us.


At Razor. Shit that's some funny shit!!!!!

^^

Really? I thought it was below my standards, mundane and really boring to read.
I cant tell if that was sincere or sarcastic.
Thats the trouble with sarcasm and written languages; there is no big red dot saying:"He is being sarcastic! Intelligent being lowering himself to your level" Wish women had that dot too.

HAHAWAHWHAMAWAHAHAHAHA...

too much detail there

Nah dude it was some funny shit!!!!!!!!

Although I do admit to having to lower my intelligence to understand it on the level you were pertaining to subject the matter of your concept to...... e=mc², ¶ = 3.14159265 bla bla bla <add whatever else in here to make me look ultra l33t clever brainiac> or you can add all those equations and say "e=mc², ¶ = 3.14159265 bla bla bla <add whatever else in here to make me look ultra l33t clever brainiac>" If you know what i'm saying then the equation would be the following U = Geek²

Ok..... control yourself lets get back to fondling I like that.

I want to hear Rush's views on that list

Mr Murdoc, do you seriously think that if Rush was Anything like all that up there ^^^ I'd be wasting my time with the man?

That depends on package size I assume....errrm...I mean salary package...Ok you all know what I mean.

But hey look at edward scissor hands he got lucky and he is a deformed freak, or Anna Nicole smith, or Billy Idol or even Heinz winkler ( I still dont know who this guy is...I do not know what he looks like or why he is famous but I'm guessing he is deformed).

Haha!! .... nice save there mate



WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He was the 1st SA Idol btw...

Daddy whats an Idol?

That is a doll made entirely from eyes used in voodoo rituals to bring great annoyance and eye sore not to mention bleeding eardrums to many people at once....your mother would be one example...she's a real winkler.

Oh ok thanks dad...and I'm sorry to hear that you will be beaten to a bloody pulp cause mom has got you wire tapped.

Sorry, I know this is an old topic, but Hiccupsie: I know girls who love chest hair, and I know girls who hate it....

Why do you say you dont like it, and any idea why some would like it?