So, what do men really think of our bodies? Do they notice if we've put on a kilo or two, and if so, do they care? Are they into big boobs, or small ones? Here are 10 questions answered by 100 different British men - although I'm sure South Africans wouldn't differ all that much.

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?

No - 67%
Yes - 33%

Yay! We've always worried about our "spare tyre", but it seems men don't care half as much as we do. "It always makes me laugh how much my girlfriend stresses about her tummy," says Tim, 24. "I think a little tummy sticking out is quite cute", says Steve, 26. This brought me to think of something else - for the men that voted yes - urm, are you ALL capable of judging our stomachs, when R50 says you don't have flat, washboard abs either? It's not really natural to have a totally flat, fat-free stomach.

Really flat and muscular Keira Knightley:

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The much more curvy Rachel Stevens:

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2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?

Small - 52%
Big - 48%

Wow. I always thought that as far as boobs were concerned, men reckoned bigger was better, but this shows that smaller boobs have the slight advantage. It appears most men prefer a "nice handful" to a HUGE pair. But, Grant, 28 gives the ideal answer: "I don't mind them big or small. All boobs are great."

Glamour model Katie Price (Jordan):

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The much smaller, Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives:

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3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?

Face - 65%
Body - 35%

"It's all about the eyes and the smile for me", "I'd always choose them over, say, a size 8 figure", "A pretty face is much more important than a great body. A girl with a good complexion is just so feminine and sexy."

*cue the sighs of relief.

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?

No - 71%
Yes - 29%

Another glamour model, this time Jodie Marsh:

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Another Desperate Housewife, Marcia Cross:

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5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?

No - 75%
Yes - 21%
Don't Know - 4%

Anyone for another biscuit? It's a well-known fact that many girls (and even men) put on weight in a relationship, thanks to all those romantic dinners and nights in front of the tv, scoffing Doritos. But it seems that if we do put on a few pounds, most men don't mind at all. "Women worry far too much about their weight. My girlfriend is always having 'fat days' where she hates herself but I don't think she looks any bigger at all." Ali, 23. Yes, while we have double chins and saddlebags, men see more curves to grab hold of. "She might get a bigger bum, but I get bigger boobs to play with."

An example? Charlotte Church is well known for her fluctuating weight, but it doesn't seem to bother her boyfriend, Gavin Henson.

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6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?

No - 65%
Yes - 35%

"I don't mind a bit of cellulite on a woman, it's only natural, isn't it?" Gabs, 30. This will provide relief for every woman because it's said that every woman has some form of cellulite, some just have it more visible than others. That's great to hear, considering EVEN CELEBRITIES GET CELLULITE.

Anyone remember these photos of Britney Spears?:

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7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?

Yes - 64%
No - 345

Landing strip, triangle, or pubic tumbleweed? The clear winner is the Brazilian. Bobby, 24, however, is more flexible: "As long as it's tidy down there, a girl doesn't have to have the full monty."

Erm, no need to attach photos.

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?

Chunky & Flat - 68%
Skinny & Pot - 31%
Don't Know - 1%

So, our men prefer the likes of bootylicious Beyonce to more of the supermodel ala Kate Moss style. "It just seems more feminine to me", Chris, 24. Afterall, we're women, not damn poles!!

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9. Do you like muscles on a woman?

Yes - 82%
No - 18%

Get lifting those weights ladies - 82 of the 100 men like the look of a worked-out bod. We're not talking huge bodybuilder types, but rather, women with a toned body. "I like athletic women like Halle Berry", Stefan, 20. Perfect example, Halle Berry works out, is toned, lean but still has curves like a true woman:

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10. Do big bums put you off?

No - 72%
Yes - 28%

Hah, result! Worrying about our wobbly posteriors may be the bane of our lives, but apparently men don't mind a more substantial behind. "A bigger bum looks better in jeans than a flat bum. As long as it is toned, I don't mind how big it is." It seems that, like our boobs, men are more into the shape and feel of a bum than its size.

And what better example to us than the bum queen herself, Jennifer Lopez:

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Feel free to answer each question yourself, or give your opinion on the results. I'm sure for most, or even all of us women, this is a big relief.


[Source - heat Magazine]

well i am sure that i have had many arguments with toasted over most of those topics telling her that all men dont just want some super model reject thing, but rather a 'real' woman.

yay!

It would be interesting to see what the guys here say, I'm sure we're not far off the Brits though. My answers:

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?

As long as it's not a 'boep' then no. The pic of Rachel Stevens isn't bad at all, but you gotta love killer abs like Anastacia's.

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?

Smaller is generally better, since any more than a handful is just an annoyance really. Besides, oversized boobs are more prone to sagging later on, not exactly a turn-on. Shape is, by far, more important.

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?

Ideally I'd like both, but clearly it doesn't always work out like that! I'd rather have a decent face over a decent body, and it's always nice when a girl takes care of her complexion. Nice eyes also have a way of luring me in

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?

Absolutely not. There's nothing worse that girls who have applied way too much fake tan, and end up looking orange (like Charlize Theron when she accepted her Oscar, ugh). I'd rather have pale than fake, thanks.

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?

Not really, but then again a lot of guys are focussed too much on apperance instead of their relationships. I think women are way to paranoid about gaining weight, even a kilo or two. So you went up one size, big deal, but don't just let yourself go

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?

It's a natural thing, but again, rather less than more. I think the important thing here is to deal with it appropriately: wearing low-rider jeans with rolls hanging over is just not attractive. In the same way, I would never wear a muscle-T since I'm too skinny, but it doesn't bother me not doing so. If in doubt though, I think it's fair to assume that most guys don't want a supermodel stick-insect.

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?

I'd have to go with yes here, but it's all good as long as it's not like this: Neat and tidy is a must.

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?

Chunky thighs and a flat tummy. There's nothing wrong with being voluptuous, Beyonce-style.

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?

If we're talking broad shoulders and huge biceps, no way. I think 'toned' is a good way to describe it.

10. Do big bums put you off?

It depends. One of my personal weaknesses is a nice ass, so I'm kinda biased here. A bit of 'junk in the trunk' is not bad on some girls, but it varies depending on their figure overall. If I had to make a definite decision I'd say 'yes.'

Yeah, think we ladies spend a lot more time worrying/analysing than the guys do. As long as we're happy with ourselves and don't let it take up too much time-that would be kinda sad. Altough, it doesn't hurt to want to look your best

that pic of kiera Knightly = but I wouldn't mind a flabby tummy or love handles

NO BIG BIG HUGE BOOBIES that you look outta proportion, and no flat chest ladies... I'd say a 32b or c would suffice


Doesn't matter

NO! my gf wants to go for those spray tans... I think it's not a good idea plus a waste of money

never

well if she's like a whale then yeah it'll deter me... but it's not too bad.

no comment as I haven't seen one yet

no chinky thighs else she'll look like she's ready to be pregent

some muscles woudl be nice but not necessary.

yeah if it's a bushman's bum style... then I'd pass!

Personally :

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?

As long as it doesnt bulge out of a shirt or something it is fine, not a fan of abs at all for girl actually.

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?

Small all the way

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?

Pretty face with a normal body is just fine for me.

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?

Nope.

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?

Depends how much weight we are talking about, but a little bit wouldn't put me off.

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?

We all have flaws so no...

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?

Honestly I do not care about it as long as it looks clean.

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?

Option B

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?

They all have muslces so yes, toned out is a no for me though. I hate a girl that looks like she is gonna crush you when she hugs you.

10. Do big bums put you off?

Depends how big big is, normal all the way is fine for me, better than a small ass or no ass at all!

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?
I like 'em flat

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?
Small, a handfull
(Like that pic of miss knightly....they nice)

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?
Neither, since neither will last. Nice to look at though.

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?
Nope

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?
I did, that's one of the reasons why we not together anymore. Pity.....

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?
Nope (within acceptable limits though).

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?
Nope, i like 'em fringed.

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?
Chunky legs and flat tummy.

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?
Not really.

10. Do big bums put you off?
J-Lo style, then no. Bushmen style, then a resounding YES.

Let me answer thou questions wench... (meaning hey I'll try not to gross you out)

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?
If I got one, you can have one...as long as you dont have a third leg and piercings in odd places. BTW what da fook is it with women with 254 earings in each ear? Do they admire swiss cheese? Are they the distraction for the terrorist at the metal detector?
And dont give that tongue stud better fellatio crap...If I want steel there I'll have my scrotum pierced with a stapler.

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?
A wise man once said: Anything bigger than a handful is a waste.
I had a D cup girl once...while they fit perfectly in my hand I did pity her back problems. B cups are perfect in my honest opinions. A cups too.

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?
Well seeing it takes more plastic bags to cover the body...unless you remove the limbs with a 400watt angle grinder...err....a good body is the answer I was looking for.

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?
Do I look better with a pierced anus? No. Its unnatural and I want a woman to be as white as me that way I can find her on the beach among those sundried prunes, catching cancer with their overdeveloped pigmentation issues.

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?
Gained weight where? In the Head...fancy more. In the belly (Note: In) ...I'm thinking of suing the condom manufacturer...but I'd still die for her.
If she goes from Ally McBeal to rosy o donald I think there is a ...slim...chance I get the hell outta dodge. Fat chance.

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?
What is cellulite? Is that the orange skin effect? Seeing I'll be only one to see it up close...nope not really.

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?
Hell yeah..I'm a sadist myself and its a real turn on.
Look while we are on the hair issue...shave yourself. If I can walk around clean then you can too...might be erotic helping your woman shave or braiding her hair if you like it e naturelle.

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?
Where did this Q come form? Boksburg? Benoni? What kind of monsters live under those new rocks? Go liphosuction and I'll ignore this question as I cannot imagine such a ridiculous female.

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?
If she can whip my ass...
Muscles are nice but ladies its up to you...if you feel good go for it.

10. Do big bums put you off?
Yip...constipation aint cool. Not to mention it hints that this particular female sits on it more often than most implying she has a low level job and is probably lazy.


As a closing argument may I remind you ladies that men are not that difficult to please. If they are difficult they consider themselves gods gift and should be castrated so that their ego may shrink back to normal. In my honest opinion (and quite humble) any man who has a woman by his side should fall down on his knees and thank whichever deity he believes in for granting him a kindred soul...who will wash his dishes, clean his hous...ok ignore the last part.
Ladies I am available...for the right price of a KFC rounder and a red bull.

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?

Sort of. That pic of Keira Knightley is perfect

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?

34B

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?

Face first

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?

No

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?

No

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?

Yep

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?

Yes, shaven haven all the way

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?

Neither

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?

Toned yes

10. Do big bums put you off?
Yes

:rofl: @ black

you saying that you are a cheap date black?

No I'm implying I'm well seasoned with 11 herps and spices and a secret sauce and I need energy to perform at my peak during the daylight hours. Nighttime aint a problem seeing I'm reverse solar powered.

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?

I believe the word I'm looking for would be "Toned/flat".... Flabby's fine as long as she does not resemble my mother.

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?

Smaller

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?

Pretty Face. Its easier to get a good body then to have a pretty face.

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?

I probably wouldn't notice the difference unless I could see difference.

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?

Depends on what sort of weight.. Like my mother, probably fancy her less. Depends on if she is The One or not as well.

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?

cellulite? Wtf... Give me a dictionary.

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?

Sure thing.

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?

Neither.... But it would be easier to lose the pot belly than the chunky thighs.

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?

"Toned" would be the operative key word.

10. Do big bums put you off?

Yeah.

Why not turn this into a poll so we can get a feel for the V9 majority.

As for me, I'm straight down with the majority posted, point for point it seems.

No es posible desafortunadamente!

Cant add more than one question to a poll to my knowledge, unless some clever admin wants to show me otherwise?

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Err correction. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

On a serious note. You shouldnt love someone because of how they look, you love them because of who they are. Everyone has their flaws, and we should just learn to tolerate them. My 2c

I like 36c boobs (my gf has those)

Shaven? Yes. I like it, but its fuck uncomfortable for the women, especially with rash and chorbs. Then it becomes a no no. Rather trimmed all neatly and everyone wins

True that...but just keep in mind that it will have to be a combination of both. There has to be some form of physical attraction too, along with all the other stuff.

Flabby Belly
I dont mind a bit of flab, but if it starts hanging over the pants, then its time to cut back on the chocolate.
Super muscular is also a no no. Just a hint that there might be a six pack under there is perfect!

Boobs!
B stands for best! C is also great. Big and small both have advantages and disadvantages.

Face or body
Both! If you weigh 200kg, no one will notice your face. Neither has to be perfect.

Fake tan
Fake tan BAD!

GF put on weight
2 dress sizes is fine by me. As long as she doesnt decide that its a permanent change.

Celulite
That photoshop-perfect skin is nice, but where will you find that on a real girl (over the age of 16)?
I dont mind a bit of celulite.

Brazilian waxes
Anything but the ape-woman look will do.

Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?
It depends on how chunky is chunky?
It depends how pot is the potbelly?
I have a certain weird requirement when it comes to legs. When the girls knees touch, there shouldnt be that gap between the upper thighs. Thats when legs are too skinny imo.

Muscles
Toned. A woman should feel like a woman.

Big Bums
J-lo size? No thanks.

On a sidenote regarding the shaven/trimmed/wild bush matter...

Don't you think that clean shaven gives a kind of wink to 'too young girls'? I read something on this recently (and thought it was a bunch of crap), this is supposedly the phedophile in so many guys who like it? Anyone who has something worthwhile to say about this?

I'm sure it could be a factor regarding pedophiles, but I think most normal men prefer it for it's practicality. AFAIK women usually wax nowadays anyway, so razorburn isn't an issue.

I thought i did:

it would appear I am about as deep as a toilet bowl in comparisson to my unknown male peers

We're not shallow....just horny and desperate. And too poor to buy a prostitute.

Not at all, girls seem to really worry about this though. Well the few I know,
although not toooo flabby



Smaller is better, or should I say below average size.



Face, anyone can get a good body with some exercising and diet, it's a lot
harder to change how your face looks though.



No, rather no tan.



No I wouldn't. She's still the same person!



Not really.



Some pics included for this one would be good. Yes they are sexy



The second one



Yes, but no bodybuilding woman! I'd post pics but I'm afraid it would scare people away
from this thread.



Not really, although I prefer not so pic

Dont be afraid to post pics Azgard

Have you seen what some of those women who do bodybuilding look like??

I think I'd be more scared of them than of the men who do bodybuilding! They really are scary.

All I can say about de boobies:

smaller looks a bit better in bikini's for me. B's

Bigger is just nicer to get your hands on though

we have two pervs here

Anyone who wont admit to being a perv in some way is a liar!

I am a pervert.
My friends haven't figured out which kind yet...heheehehee.
I could be sock fetishist, a panty sniffer, a condom lube licker, a razorburn...heck I could even be cosplay sailor moon impersonator like Fishfly.

Well seeing as I haven't replied yet:

1. Do you mind a flabby belly?

What is flabby? Like thin, but shakes, or BIG and shakes/jiggles/flabs. My initial thoughts on flabby - yes I mind a flabby belly.

2. Do you prefer big or small boobs?

B cup, perky

3. Do you prefer a pretty face or a good body?

Pretty face. Within reason: All of the ladies's bodies are nice

4. Do girls look better with a fake tan?

No.

5. If your girlfriend put on weight, would you fancy her less?

Depends on how much, eh? But - yes

6. Do you find cellulite a turn-off?

Yes.

7. Are Brazilian waxes sexy?

Yes, but neatly trimmed is great also... oh, who am I kidding... pussy is pussy for god's sake... POWER MUFF, i don't care!!!

8. Skinny legs and a potbelly, or chunky thighs and a flat tummy?

I refuse both thank you very much.

9. Do you like muscles on a woman?

Muscles... no. The ability to do 1 chin up... yes.

10. Do big bums put you off?

I like little butts more than big ones

It takes all kinds

OMG, why are there so many views for this topic?!?

I hope we are informing lots of people

I'm glad you admit it now baby! now where's my gin and tonic biach!!!

most I can understand... but CONDOM LUBE LICKER????? :ghei:

...it's only vegetable oil. Rich in minerals and...protein
Same oil that is used in cheap cars to get that brand new smell. Yes you are driving a condom.

'Sides I like making people think... Yes. This very moment someone on this world is opening his wrists.
Scary thought.