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So you have a date? Before you slip on that little black dress there are some serious things you need to consider...

Living life in the fast lane of the dating highway leaves you with very little time to think before you act. Some single women get so happy at the prospect of a date that they hardly consider what they really want it to lead to.

Many women find themselves right back where they started after years of dating because they never took the time to really consider what will make them happy. There are some very important things to consider beforehand that will ensure you find you find your dream man and not yourself – in another dating rut.

1. Be prepared – decide who you're looking for and be ready to commit to a relationship.

2. Get your act together – begin a regime of looking your best.

3. Go shopping and treat yourself to new clothes or even a whole new look – people appreciate appearance.

4. Have a good think about what your dating goals are – do you see yourself married within two years? If not, ask yourself why you're actually dating and what you hope to achieve.

5. Avoid negative friends and attend the right kind of social functions.

6. When selecting potential partners, don't aim low, but do aim realistically.

7. Work out in advance where in your neighbourhood you're likely to meet men, such as clubs, societies, sports events, drama groups or workshops.

8. Take time off from dating occasionally to recharge.

9. Enjoy dating for what it is, and get as much as you can out of the company of new and stimulating individuals.

10. Never make yourself too available. Men like mystery and the thrill of the "chase" when dating!


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BlackRazor
And now the sexist male version:


1. Be prepared – decide between gossamer and french ticklers or just buy the 20s mega pack

2. Get your act together – practice pouring the date rape drug into the can. Use a straw if you have to.

3. Go shopping and treat yourself to new clothes or even a whole new look – Fake gold and fake designer labels look real in the club in low light

4. Have a good think about what your dating goals are – Prioritise between hands,legs,breasts,eyes and fanny. Dont get greedy. Supermodels are rare and your hormones are raging.

5. Avoid negative friends (jealousy is a terrible thing for a playa) and attend the right kind of social functions - like AA,nymphomaniacs r u, schizo-club

6. When selecting potential partners, aim low, just aim. practice aiming while peeing standing up. It will save your life in an emergency.

7. Work out in advance where in your neighbourhood you're likely to meet women, desperate,rich housewives should be top of the list.

8. Take time off from dating occasionally to recharge and to cure your aquired STDs.

9. Enjoy dating for what it is, namely a shagfest with no limits and hopefully no klingons.

10. Never make yourself too available. Women like a man who seems to be programmed by prior abuse. Try tanning your ring finger with a ring on and when she asks the marriage question ..cry! Sympathy will get you to bed.


Hmmm...why do I suddenly feel like I'm getting evil, hateful thoughts from women. Oh wait I'm in the womens bathroom again. Blasted camcorder needs too many batteries.
gvdwest
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9. Enjoy dating for what it is, namely a shagfest with no limits and hopefully no klingons.



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