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Sexercise!
by Catherine Jarvie
Forget the relentless pounding on the treadmill and get a better workout between the sheets!

As anyone who's ever failed to make it past the first month's attendance on an annual gym membership knows, actually fitting a regular workout into your daily routine is easier said than done. But there is one form of exercise that, done right, you're guaranteed to want to make time for. That's right, ladies, sex isn't only about pleasure; with a little energy and imagination it can provide a great workout too.

The naked truth
A good session in the sack burns approximately 150 calories for every 30 minutes you indulge - better than a yoga class (at approximately 115 calories) and the equivalent to a brisk half-hour walk. And it's not just the nitty-gritty of sex itself.  Snogging alone burns between 60-90 calories in the same timeframe (depending on just how 'French' your kissing gets), while a vigorous half hour of oral sex can add another 120 calories to your sexercise total. Indeed, according to the Kinsey Institute the average human loses nearly 5lbs a year through having sex (while for those of you bemoaning the fact that you ain't getting any, an energetic masturbation session can reap similar rewards).

Sexual confidence at any shape

And the benefits aren't just calorific: sexual activity increases the flow of blood to your organs, flooding them & and the surrounding muscles and cells with fresh oxygen and hormones and encouraging the removal of waste products as the blood is replaced. The rush of endorphins released by sexual pleasure has been found to help relieve stress, alleviate minor pain and boost the immune system. It's even claimed that sex can help lower your cholesterol levels. You might never need to visit the doctor again!

Positioning
To get the most of out of a session, however, you need to do a little bit more than lie back and think of the homeland.  Heavy breathing alone does not make an effective workout.

Twenty-two per cent of couples admit to only ever having sex in the missionary position, but for maximum workout potential, creativity's the name of the game. First and foremost, get active - regularly changing positions keeps you moving, which equals more calories burned. As a rule of thumb, any position that puts you in equal or greater control of the session and therefore in control of the energy you're expending, is good.

Toning up

To target specific areas of the body, think about what a position involves. Being on top is pretty obviously going to get those thighs working. But to really go for the burn, take your weight into your feet rather than just your knees and use the muscles in your thighs and bum to control your thrusts, leaning back onto your hands to work the upper arms as well. The idea is to use as much of your body as possible: arch your back and work those hips - anything to get those calories burning while toning up specific body parts.

"fishNchips" says: 'At the moment my sex drive is non-existent, and I'm having to force myself to have sex with my boyfriend, just to keep him satisfied really. I want to be in the mood for it again and enjoy it'

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It's a win-win situation: as you become fitter and more agile you can get even more creative. Before you know it you'll be balancing on one toe, legs akimbo, arms swinging recklessly on a chandelier. OK, so maybe that's a little too Samantha Jones for most of us, but the point is to get involved and, most of all, to enjoy it. Your body (and your ever-grateful partner) will thank you for it.

Copyright  2005 handbag.com


Source - www.handbag.com
Milano
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while a vigorous half hour of oral sex can add another 120 calories to your sexercise total.


erm...Couldn't that actually add calories depending on the her particular personal preference? whistling.gif


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Omw, I actually never thought of it that way. ermm.gif

Yar surely you could actually intake more calories from all the proteins and stuff??

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Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.


That, and, it's like eating lil' babies. ermm.gif Kay mebbe not. renske.gif
THE SAiNT
Now I dont want to sound too agressive, but if I wanted read every article on handbag .com, I would've typed it in my adress bar...

Adieu
Origin
THE SAiNT. Thanks for the post. I think it sucks personally, but hey, thats just me.

I actually enjoy reading everything that toasted posts, and for someone like me (who wouldnt type handbag.com in my address bar) its perfect. I can still read my celeb gossip and anything interesting...

Thanks for the posts toasted clap.gif
BlackRazor
doesnt work if the lady just lies on her back....want to eat cheesecake? Then get on top and work your muscles.
KL35K88
Hey another article that I didn't have time to search for myself.
TKX and keep em com'n renske.gif
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The Saint, if it's such a problem for you, we could easily arrange that you don't have access to this.

Don't read my posts, because I find handbag.com interesting, even if you may not.

Thanks Origin, and klesk88, your compliments are much appreciated.

Don't worry, IT AINT EVER GONNA STOP COMING. clap.gif
Fishfly
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IT AINT EVER GONNA STOP COMING.
SIES tongue.gif
docmoo
why do people go out of their way to find things that they don't like?

IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT, DO NOT LOOK AT IT.

do we have to add a disclaimer to every forum: 'If you are not interested, do not click here'? would that make it easier? Because clearly some people are a bit dim to catch onto the whole concept, each to their own and what not.
THE SAiNT
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There is nothing wrong with handbag .com, its just that I visit vault9's chill zone to read up on the latest interesting stuff. NOT to be updated on every 2nd article on above mentioned site. And yes, I have read some of your posted articles and they were interesting, but if this keeps going on, admins might as well create a BIG link at the top of this site for handbag .com.

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IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT, DO NOT LOOK AT IT.

If every second post on chill zone is from handbag .com, well...the word overkill comes to mind.
Adieu
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The SAiNT: Firstly, I do not use every article from handbag.com. In fact, if you would like to go look at the site, you will see that in fact, I use hardly anything at all. Secondly, I edit a lot out to suit it to my feelings and the readers of my posts.

There's no need for the Admins to put a big link to it. That's because, if you actually took more notice, I do not ONLY use handbag.com, in fact I use a whole lot of other sites.

But, handbag.com caters for exactly what I need.

I'm here to bring more women onto this site, I'm helping out in getting more people here. I'm not here for your stupid cocky comments. I'm not doing this for you.

Perhaps it's overkill for you. But as you have seen, people do enjoy my posts.

You know, if it's such a problem that "every second post" comes from handbag.com, I advise you to stop reading any of my posts. Whether there can be some "interesting" ones or not, don't read them.

Now I am going to ask you nicely to either live with it, or stop reading it. If you need to speak to me, you can pm me - we don't need to have a stupid, off-topic conversation in this thread either.
docmoo
THE SAiNT, i could just as easily say that you could just goto google.com to find 90% of whatever is on this forum.

Don't be a complete idiot. For current affairs, let's just make it link to news24 how's about that? music zone, mtv, sounds good? tv section, tvtome is a nice site what about games, they could go straight to gamespot surely?

The whole point of a forum is to discuss, i do believe it's actually defined as: A public meeting place for open discussion.

OPEN DISCUSSION is the key there.

Enough of this now, back on topic.
Heir_of_Isildur
DocMoo

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Saint

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THE SAiNT
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DocMoo

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Saint

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That pretty much sums it up...
YouAreForever
I haven't been here long... but I think its quite cool to have a section like this!
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