Which is the best revenge against Jude Law?

The following quotes from the Nanny might help you:

“He [Jude] walked round behind me, leant over and gave me a beautiful kiss on the lips. He said, ‘If you are lonely, come and see me.’ I laughed and said, ‘No, seriously, it’s a big house and you might get lonely.’ The next thing I know, he was kissing me - it was amazing.”

“We threw ourselves on to the giant bed and ripped off our remaining clothes. I wanted him so much. We kicked off our underwear and before I knew it he was inside me. It was mind-blowing rampant sex.”

“We downed our drinks, ran out to the pool, stripped down to our underwear and dived in… We went into the sitting room, dripping wet, ripped off our underwear and made love on the sofa… It was a wonderful night… really special.”

“We had lovely sex, and then fell asleep in each other’s arms. The next thing I knew, I heard the door open and the child was looking at me in bed… Jude woke up and the child said, ‘Daddy, Daddy, I’m having a bad dream.’ Jude said, ‘It’s alright darling, go back to bed.”

“Awoke to find Jude sitting on my bed, stroking my face, holding my teddy…l He said he was really confused. He was holding my hand and kissing my face, then my lips and saying, ‘There is something so delicious and perfect about you, Daisy. Could we have a relationship?’”

So what should Sienna do?

ummm, she should call me, and we can make our fling a public scandal - of little consequence


she really can't tell people he's useless in the sack... the nanny's already said he's great...