Now, I don't really care if this is anonymous or not, so heregoes:

Recently, this girl Diane started working at mah company. For those of you that don't know, DocterMoo and I work at the same place.

Almost immediately, I got a funny vibe from her. When it was 07/07 (two weeks ago), a couple of us were upstairs in the office, in the one meeting room, watching sky news. I was standing leaning against the door frame and darryl was about 2 metres away, leaning against the wall. Diane comes in and she like bounds across the room and was virtually standing on top of Darryl. Like it was so clear that she wanted to get into his pants.

So then, the other night we all went out for dinner and drinks after work. She was overly friendly with me, and generally getting on my nerves. At one stage, we were standing in this pub, and next thing I know, I get shoved to the side. I looked to see what had happened, and she had pushed me away from DocterMoo, and was suddenly standing next to him, looking all sweet and innocent. (I later found out as DocterMoo told me, that she kept putting her arm around him).

What should I do? Should I confront her? DocterMoo won't do anything, since he's such a wussy. But it's so clear that she wants him.

Everyone thinks she's a biatch, and she never shuts up and she just gets on all of our nerves. Should i rumble her?

Absolutely. You should get DocMoo to let her think its going to happen... have her meet him totally naked in a closet somewhere at work then invite a TON of people to come view the closet opening. Invite a few bosses and you wont have to worry anymore.

A little competition is actually good for a relationship, Docmoo aint gonna run away from you and you know that!

In fact jealousy is actually a good thing because it brinngs the reality of how much you need and want him and tightens up the relationship.

She sounds like a skank, and acts like a skank. nothing to worry about.

Do you know there are actually guys that pay girls that offer the service to come and flirt with them to boost the relationship.

Ya that could work....


Toasted take pics pls

Either you or DockterMoo should just make it clear to her that you are with each other and that he is not interested in her.

If she still keeps on doing her thing give her a bitch slap.

But, honestly, it's not that I'm jealous or anything - I just don't appreciate it, especially because she KNOWS, and everyone else KNOWS that we're together.

I dunno how much clearer I can make it to her.

But firrizel, it's not jealousy of any kind - I couldn't care less about that biatch with the loud mouth.

I know..... Invite her to the closet opening of you and Docmoo goinng at it.

Kick her in the nuts...

I swear she probably actually is a man.

dude,in my past experiences work relationships NEVER WORK!!

I was with DocterMoo a LOOOONG time before we started working together.

Haha, yeah, there is definately no jealously going on here. Point is you're totally right. Irish sixpack the bitch.

#1 RULE AT WORK: Don't screw the crew

Seriously,stuff is bound to get WAY out of control.

I don't agree - I think if you can make it work go for it. Especially seeing as you've been going out from long before

Dude are you being serious? How can this go WAY out of control when we were together for over 2 years before working together?

Your wussy boyfriend needs to wake up and tell the skank to push off.

in my opinion, if he hasnt said anything to0 her its cos he likes the attention.

I would agree that its DocMoo's responsibility to put the ho' in her place. He should show you the respect you deserve by making a fool of that chick, and preferably with you in attendance.

I'm with the idea that DoctorMoo should tell her to piss off, but then I agree with the theory that girls who are treated badly stay with the guy longer in general, well thats what it seems like at varsity. So mebbe he shouldnt then...


Excuse me please. :(

Exactly.......he should grow a pair and tell the skank to pi$$ off (unless she's REALLY hot,then he's thinking with the wrong head).

Either way he needs a bit of a spine in a situation like this.

I'm on DocMoo's side - its tough having bitches want you all day and if he's been good enough to take himself out of circulation he'll need some protection from the masses....

Erm wtf?
I have no clue what you mean by him being good enough to take himself out of circulation, I mean really its not like he is doing toasted a favour by going out with her, its a relationship. The only protection he will need from the masses is his self control, and mebbe he should just tell the girl to get a life. I'd be well cross with a girl who just pushed between me and my gf, if I were the gf who got pushed aside while the bf did nothing I'd be even more angry.

So they should both gang up and do my closet idea. Or the irish sixpack.

In a way, this is what I like about my GF, she'll give the girl a good 'uitkak'. If the girl doesn't listen, then it falls to me.

This evernight dude is funn-ay! Muhahaha, all of his ideas should be considered and if they are ever implemented, pls take photos!

anyway toasted, i suggest that you tell her to back off, it don't matter if she denies it, as long as you stand your ground the biatch, as you so rightly call her, should back off! Or she could be spurred on even further to the point of a cat fight! Either way i'm starting to envy this Doctermoo dude!

How can y'all not know who Doctermoo is? I mean c'mon.... super admin dude....


Evernight is one brave guy for a new member!

But yes, I agree with the ideas to zap the bitch.
I do know how Doctermoo feels though. Personally, Toasted, I would advise going to this little whore and telling her to stay the fuck off your man.
If sh gives youa blank look, tell her you are not fucking blind, walk away. End of story.

If she does it again, bitch slap her, seriously. if anything comes back your way, I Know that Moo is step in. Not before he has taken a good video for us all first though

Toasted, send her over to me. I will sort her out

Hahahah MrBean steps up! I think we're all in agreement here...

"beat her ass so bad she's the only idiot in heaven in a wheelchair"

Ever think this other dolly is trying to get a reaction out of you and that is why she keeps doing all this stuff... Perhaps go about this in a totally different way. When she goes over to him you could just ignore it. don't stare her down or anything.

alternate: if she walks over to him and hugs him, you walk over to him and give him a good old smooch.

man thats kak advice, cos all the chick is going to do is to try harder.

why not just wait for her to go into the loo and the follow her with someone else and pretend that you dont know she's in there while you tell your friend that Docmoo's VD test came back positive and that he needs lots of peniccillin.

that or just smack her head against the toilet door

I say that you need to tell her to back the f#ck off.

Pity it has been known to work. Do you know this lady? How do you know it will make her try harder? I am not saying that it will work, but it has been known to work.

I'm with nCryption on this. Break her kneecaps

/ignore her?
I mean if DocMoo isn't gonna give her attention and you Toasted doesn't you think she is going to continue any longer? I think attention feeds people like that and will encourage them to go on cos after all that is what they like or wanna achieve. To be noticed (whether good or bad doesn't matter to them most of the time). Let it flow...

I think shes using DocMoo to get to you!

Cale, whatever you are smoking you need to stop. Seriously. Otherwise therre wont be any left for when I come to visit

Toasted: How are things going? Is she still being an attention whore?

Yeh toasted does seem to have dissapeared. Lets hope this other bitch didn't kill her

Whoa....
Not cool.

/me calls the moo.

lolol, no internet access on teh weekends.

Well I told Docmoo that I don't like it and he says that he always moves away from her and gives her the death stare. If she tries it again, blatantly in front of me, mebbe i should say summing to her.

But she won't leave me alone - she is always emailing me, and i can't stand her, and i've never been overly friendly for her to think that im her lil' buddy.

mebbe she's gay for me.

time for the wussy to reply.

you see, the thing is that this poor excuse of a female works like, 50cm away from me, and she never shuts up. So i, along with everyone else in the office, have learnt to simply /ignore. We all just ignore her giving her crap where deserved.

like now, during the time i am replying to this she has had her profound insight into the brazilian being shot on friday at stockwell saying it is his fault for running. BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY.

so in my defence, i am not encouraging her i am simply ignoring her.
and wtf nCryption, back down boy ':(

Thats why you two need to get her fired, with the closet plan...

I'm sure DocterMoo laughed and said it was a good idea when he read that...

Or just shag her.......

Anyone think of that ?

Interesting... Kinda like see how far she is actually willing to go? Moo goes: "Okay lady, lets do it!" Then she goes "No ways, I don't really want to shag you." and she stops trying... No offence at the Moo Man.

i am no manwhore ':(

pimp em toasted maybe you can make a few quick bucks

LOL I did, you just said it before me.

Pervert!!!

Moo man, whip her with your udder

She's the biggest weirdo ever. Like, today, I was going downstairs to fetch DocterMoo to go out for lunch, and I of course end up in the elevator with her.

She like stands right up next to me, and just stares at me. She doesn't say anything. She just stares.


She wants me.

This may sound like a really strange question... Does she speak really fast, and when she speaks to you if you step back, she steps forward?

Or you can send her my way....?

cyfermaster, you just described her perfectly.

And, RurouniKenshin, believe me - you do not want this woman/man/freak.