Azgard, DO NOT play 'I have never' unless it's with complete strangers, you get hectic stuff coming out of the woodwork

Kings is great when you've got a bunch of people, preferably with similar numbers of guys and girls. Our party favourites are 'Tap Tap' and 'Fuck Me,' but they may be kinda hard to explain without you actually seeing them:
Tap TapSimilar to 'Formula 1,' except you use the tapping of your hands instead of racing noises (which is daft anyway). Sit in a circle around a table and put your right hand on the table between the two hands of the person on your right: thus, you will have (in clockwise order) your left hand, the person sitting on your left's right hand, your right hand, then the person sitting on your right's left hand, etc. I know it sound confusing but it's very simple in practice.
Now, you go around the table, tapping your hands as you go. One tap means you move on to the next hand, which taps, then the next hand, and so on. If, however, you tap twice (in quick succession), the direction is reversed, and if you hit your fist down (instead of an open palm), the tapping continues in the same direction but skips a person.
The idea is that anyone who taps out of place or generally buggers up the flow has to drink. A damn good laugh when it gets moving fast!
Fuck MeVery similar to Indian War-Signs, if you've played it before. Everyone comes up with a name that ends in 'fuck,' preferably a short one that's easy to pronounce e.g. 'bunny-fuck,' 'hamster-fuck,' 'drunk-fuck,' etc. Now, once you've all decided on your names, you start off by clapping your hands and slapping either your legs or the table, and saying a simple phrase on the beats of the claps/slaps (C is clap, S is slap):
QUOTE
Hamster-fuck, hamster-fuck, how about a bunny-fuck?
S S C C S S C C
(I can't get the S and C to line up properly so I made the letters on which you do them bold)
This is if you are Hamster-fuck, and bunny-fuck is someone else at the table. What happens is bunny-fuck will then say the same phrase but with his/her name substituted first, followed by another person round the table's name:
QUOTE
Bunny-fuck, bunny-fuck, how about a stupid-fuck?
...and so on. You have to keep the clapping and slapping in time, going straight from one person to the next. The only rule is that you can't 'send it' to the person who just 'sent it' to you i.e. if you were just called on by bunny-fuck you may not call on bunny-fuck straight back. There is also a short rhyme that can be sung to start each round (I'll post it if you want to give the game a try), or you can just have one set of claps and slaps before speaking. The person who buggers up drinks, and then starts the next round.
You end up forgetting everyone's names, even your own, and a good trick is to fake people out by staring at them while calling another name. It's loud and raucous (since you'll have a whole bunch of people screaming 'FUCK' constantly), but it honestly is the most entertaining drinking game I've ever played.
(hmm, I think I must have the record for the most cursing in a single post)