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Valheru
QUOTE(News24)
International star status - this is Heinz Winckler's next goal.

The former Idol is one step closer to his goal after releasing his hit song, Next stop happiness, in Germany.

This follows after Winckler ended fourth in the World Idol competition at the beginning of the year.

He says it will be a while before they know how good or bad the song is doing in Germany. "We've sent it to various radio stations and it will be a while before it appears on their play lists. We will only have an indication of the popularity of the song afterwards."

A CD with this song and the one he sang for the Disney production Treasure Planet, called Chasing Shadows, will be released in Germany next month.

"Success in Germany can easily extend to other countries such as Austria and Switzerland. We are very excited about this new direction of my career."

His new album will be released in Germany in April. Winckler may perhaps go back to his Germanic roots to market his album, but a decision hasn't been made yet.

Winckler's friendship with the German Idol, Alexander Klaws and the fact that his agency, BMG has offices in Germany, are reasons for his move to the German market.

"Alexander was in South Africa recently to film a music video in the Cedarberg. He enjoyed every moment and was very keen to buy the house in Camps Bay he and his production team stayed in.

Winckler says his German name will help tremendously in the German market.

He says it's also possible that he may sell more CD's in Germany than South Africa because the market is so much bigger.


By all means Germany, keep him........
CrEaTi0n
Hes not so bad smile.gif

Hes a nice oke ...

Ian
Fishfly
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By all means Germany, keep him........


NO send him packing... Don't want ppl saying "oh Heins is from South Africa!"
neo
Of all the people on Pop Idol I think he is the one who should not have won .... thumbdown.gif
rurounikenshin
I saw him live in at RAU once, he has absolutely no stage presence and is a pathetic "entertainer" in my opinion
Ziggy
Maybe they will do us a favor and put him in the gas chamber... Yeah, that would be fucking awesome.
Milano
Sounds like Heintz and Alexander could be an item soon... puke.gif
Valheru
QUOTE(Milano @ Feb 10 2004, 11:14 PM)
Sounds like Heintz and Alexander could be an item soon... puke.gif

So lets vote on it....devil2.gif
CrEaTi0n
I want to ask one question:

Why do you class him as gay ? Because he is better looking than you? Because he sings better than you? Because he had the balls to enter a competition that you didnt?

You guys are pathetic

Ian
Valheru
QUOTE(CrEaTi0n @ Feb 11 2004, 07:39 AM)
Why do you class him as gay ? Because he is better looking than you? Because he sings better than you? Because he had the balls to enter a competition that you didnt?

Maybe because he is gay?

If you like him that much, why not ask him out tongue.gif

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I want to ask one question:


That was four actually....tongue.gif

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You guys are pathetic


I still don't like him. He's part of a new breed of prefabricated "musicians" that they call artists, which in my opinion they are not. This list includes the hoes Britney, Christina, etc.
Darkling
His singing sucks, the competition he won sucks and his stage presence sucks. Also, there is no freaking way he is better looking than me! cool.gif
Heinz and all the rest of these "popsters" may have well have just been rolled of the Tupperware production line and had "Made in Taiwan" stamped on their asses...
beuges
so because in your opinion he cant sing and the show sucked, he must therefore be gay?
good thing you guys don't teach maths... i can just imagine it now

"class, since 1+1 = 2, the square root of my foot is green"

:/
CrEaTi0n
Hahaha, I agree with beuges.

I have pondered this and done some more research. The people that these "knowledgable"** music bofs date think hes hot, so therefor to make themselves feel better, he must be gay.

Bah

Ian

** Buy that only liking Rock or Rap or Rave, and thinking anything other than there type of music is generic.
Darkling
QUOTE(beuges @ Feb 11 2004, 09:51 AM)
so because in your opinion he cant sing and the show sucked, he must therefore be gay?
good thing you guys don't teach maths... i can just imagine it now

"class, since 1+1  = 2, the square root of my foot is green"

:/

There are ointments for that.

I dont know whether he is gay or not, tho I certainly wouldnt want to test by picking up the soap, but since when does gay have an exclusively "bone-smuggler" type connotation?
Personally, I think the REAL insult would be to call gay people Heinz'...
Valheru
QUOTE(Darkling)
Personally, I think the REAL insult would be to call gay people Heinz'...


hahaha...

QUOTE(beuges)
so because in your opinion he cant sing and the show sucked, he must therefore be gay?
good thing you guys don't teach maths... i can just imagine it now


Here is my opinion:


  • He's a doos

  • He's gay

  • AND he can't sing

  • He doesnt even write his own songs



No matter how much you okes crap me out about this, i doubt that it will change my opinion of him. He's just another overrated publicity stunt (who cannot sing). And the fact that i think he's on the batty side, has nothing to do with his so called "talent". As i said:

QUOTE(Me)
I still don't like him. He's part of a new breed of prefabricated "musicians" that they call artists, which in my opinion they are not. This list includes the hoes Britney, Christina, etc.


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Fishfly
QUOTE]Heinz and all the rest of these "popsters" may have well have just been rolled of the Tupperware production line and had "Made in Taiwan" stamped on their asses...[/QUOTE]

Hey I take offence to that! ermm.gif more like "Made in China!"

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Because he is better looking than you?


IMHO I don't think his good looking!

He loves those afrikaans Sokkies!

His performance is horrific, music is ok sometimes.

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This list includes the hoes Britney, Christina, etc.


Think christina should be off this this but after seeing her performance at the grammy award your so right!
solo
Worst part is the public still rushes out to buy their music (ie Britney, boy toy singers ect) so they perpetuate the spread of that drivel called music. Public should get slapped for having no clue on what talent really is.

Interesting thing on the international idols is how one of the uglies dudes I've ever seen actaully swept all the votes and won hands down. Apparently he could sing though ?
Valheru
QUOTE(solo @ Feb 11 2004, 12:38 PM)
Worst part is the public still rushes out to buy their music (ie Britney, boy toy singers ect) so they perpetuate the spread of that drivel called music. Public should get slapped for having no clue on what talent really is.

Which will cause a flooded market in a few years if they are not careful.

QUOTE(Solo)
Interesting thing on the international idols is how one of the uglies dudes I've ever seen actaully swept all the votes and won hands down. Apparently he could sing though ?


Yeah, he's not good looking at all, but he showed a lot of talent. He did U2's "A Beautiful Day" justice.
solo
QUOTE(Valheru @ Feb 11 2004, 12:54 PM)
Yeah, he's not good looking at all, but he showed a lot of talent. He did U2's "A Beautiful Day" justice.

MMnnn ... personally I think he tried too hard to imitate Bono's style. He should have tried to bring more of his own take to the song. But thats just me.

I hate to admit it but Heinz did actaully looked and sounded more of a star than most of the others contestants. One country even voted hin # 2. Germany can keep him though still. That Kurt Cobain wanna be was classic.
Sabretooth
Actually, Christina is an awesome singer and Britney is a cool chick. you guys whould watch some SNL or MTV Punk'd to see the more of what Britney's actually like.

"Biggotry is it's own master and needs no justification"
beuges
QUOTE(Sabretooth @ Feb 11 2004, 02:38 PM)
Actually, Christina is an awesome singer

pity she behaves like a slag tho :/
and britney too :/
Valheru
As i said neither Christina nor Britney falls under my qualification of an artist.
They are just two fit little girls being abused by record companies trying to sell some CD's, but actually only selling sex. Its actually quite pathetic.
CrEaTi0n
Christina has a fucken awesome voice. Better than most singers.

She just acts a bit like a hoe, thats the only problem.

(Moving to Music for the Masses)

Ian
solo
QUOTE(Sabretooth @ Feb 11 2004, 02:38 PM)
Britney is a cool chick.

I'm sure she is ... but a singer / artist ?

I could probably take a bumbly hot blonde off the street and put her in some outfits with here boobies hanging out, and some backround music for her to mime along to and get a million teens to idolise her as well ... LOL biggrin.gif

And Heinz was chosen for the same reason except to appeal to the girls ... oh wait not actually.
Ziggy
QUOTE(CrEaTi0n @ Feb 11 2004, 05:39 AM)
I want to ask one question:

Why do you class him as gay ? Because he is better looking than you? Because he sings better than you? Because he had the balls to enter a competition that you didnt?

You guys are pathetic

Ian

I don't like him because:

A) He ruined a good deal of my fav songs.
2) He didn't deserve to win, the two other guys should have (The dude with the guitar first, the other one second, and Heinz a lagging last) But he won because he was a prettyboi and got the immature teenie-bopper vote.
D) The guy can't sing for shit.
7.F) Hes a carbon copy of G-g-g-g-g-gareth and that other wanker who came second in the first UK Pop Idols. Basically cardboard cut-outs with no real distinguishing features other than the fact that they won a highly biast contest which put more value on image than actual talent.


And look, Marlin Brando sings better than I do, but fuck thats not something to brag aboot.

I know I suck when it comes to singing. BUT I have a brain and thusly did not make a royal ass out of myself by pretending I COULD sing or by selling out and becoming another mainstream-mass-marketed 'popular image' POS.



And thats why I Believe Heinz Wankler sucks (the penis).
Milano
QUOTE(CrEaTi0n @ Feb 11 2004, 07:39 AM)
I want to ask one question:

Why do you class him as gay ? Because he is better looking than you? Because he sings better than you? Because he had the balls to enter a competition that you didnt?

You guys are pathetic

Ian


Ian, I recommend a testosterone check-up asap.
Fishfly
QUOTE(CrEaTi0n @ Feb 11 2004, 02:54 PM)
Christina has a fucken awesome voice. Better than most singers.

She just acts a bit like a hoe, thats the only problem.

(Moving to Music for the Masses)

Ian

I agree with you this time Ian. How was her speech about not letting her BOOBIES fall out? WTF why wear something like that if you are worried about your fake plastic falling out!.
Punk
I saw justin timberlake on mtv's punk'd. Some actors pretented to be from the bank and because he didnt pay some "taxes" they were going to reposes almost everything he owned even a fatboy harley.He didnt stand up to the guys from the bank. You guys should have seen his face, He almost cried like a baby. He just sat on the ground and watched them take his stuff away. It was so funny! Although I hate manufactured pop i did feel just a little bit kinda sorry for him but he sould have atleat stood up for himself. What a pansy.
Sabretooth
Man, MTV Punk'd is cool but Ashton Kutcher is a malicious devil sometimes. I watched one yesterday where he Punks Jamie Pressley by raiding one of her clothing warehouses where she's never been and pretending that there were 8 year old kids working there and stuff. Man she eventually started crying - its quite nasty. Pink almost started crying in her one.
It's a bit nasty - I'd hate to make girls cry. but some of them are just damn funny. look, JT coulda started going off and saying things like "Do you know who I am ? Do you know how much I earn ?" but he didn't and I kinda grudgingly respect him for that. try imagine how Fred Durst woulda reacted.

Christina does act like a ho, for sure, but she is amazingly talented. Her vocal range and control are unbelievable. Why not compromise by listening to her disc - the you dont have to see her, just hear her singing.
Ziggy
Agulera has some real talent (unlike Brittany). But until she quits the whole brittany/mainstream-sellout gig and starts doing some real music its wasted.

Also she should get some fuckin class. She looks like a cheap prozzie.
Valheru
QUOTE(Ziggy @ Feb 12 2004, 02:21 PM)
Also she should get some fuckin class. She looks like a cheap prozzie.

White trash upbringing. Money cannot buy class.
Tech_Phil
QUOTE(Milano @ Feb 11 2004, 04:52 PM)
QUOTE(CrEaTi0n @ Feb 11 2004, 07:39 AM)
I want to ask one question:

Why do you class him as gay ? Because he is better looking than you? Because he sings better than you? Because he had the balls to enter a competition that you didnt?

You guys are pathetic

Ian


Ian, I recommend a testosterone check-up asap.

Ok now THAT.........was f#ckin' FUNNY!! w00t.gif w00t.gif
Athena
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Why do you class him as gay ? Because he is better looking than you? Because he sings better than you? Because he had the balls to enter a competition that you didnt?


Lol! I agree.

Btw, Pop Idols was for entertainment, all in the name of fun. Why get so upset about it?

I saw Heinz live at Gold Reef City and I thought he sang well.

Unfortunately, I am sure his image had a lot to do with him winning, because I am sure the majority of voters were teen-aged girls.

At least, in Pop Idols 2, Anke won instead of Jaques! It shows that, now, people are more interested in talent than image. (In my opinion).

Yes, Britney and Christina may act like 'hoes', 'slags', and everything else you guys are saying. I agree. But, that appeals to a certain section of the market and that’s all it is.

It's giving the public ‘what they want’, so that the artists and record labels can make money off it.

Christina has an amazing voice. She is gifted, but I think the 'ho' aspect is getting old and no one cares very much for it anymore. She was cooler in the 'genie in a bottle' days.
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