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[Paul]

Woman goes to her gynea complaining that every time she spreads her legs, her vagina starts singing "God Save the queen"
Gynea replies "Don't worry, a lot of cunts sing that song"



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After South africa win the World Cup, a woman who is absolutely bok befok goes to a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo on the inside of her left thigh of Bryan Habana and one on the inside of her right thigh of Victor Matfield.

When the tattoo artist is done, she looks at his work and is furious. she says "there is no way that that is either Habana or Matfield!"

Tattoo artist replies "of course it is! lets get an opinion"

he pops his head out the door and pulls in the 1st person he sees who just happens to be Koos.

The tattoo artist points at the woman's inner thighs and asks Koos "Koos, who are those rugby players?"

Koos takes a loooong looks before replying "I am not too sure about the okes on the sides, but the oke in the middle is definitely Jonny Wilkinson"