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November 2009
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Azgard @ 11-20-09 04:39
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Kaless @ 11-9-09 08:57
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Kaless @ 10-30-09 13:09
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cathline @ 10-29-09 23:36
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Paul @ 10-27-09 07:18
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Shi @ 10-25-09 23:13
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jid01 @ 10-22-09 06:33
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docmoo @ 10-20-09 05:05
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cathline @ 10-20-09 00:54
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seyis @ 10-16-09 05:14
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Proximity LAN November |
| Posted by Azgard - 11-20-09 04:39 - 0 comments |
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Proximity NovemberVenue: Main Hall, Edenvale Community Center, Corner Van Riebeeck Street and 2nd Street. ( Directions) Date: Saturday the 21st of November 2009. Time: 10AM - 10PM. Capacity: 90 people on a Gigabit network. Entrance:: R50 Ladies: R10 discount for all ladies. If you bring a friend with who has not attended one of our events before you will be given a 50% discount on your entrance fee. Information:- We have a great tuck shop which sells snacks, sweets, chocolates, hot and cold beverages, and hot food.
- We are across the road from KFC, Romans Pizza and Nandos.
- We are within walking distance of Quickshops with ATMs, Van Riebeeck Mall, and Burger Land.
- For more information and rules please see our Information page.
How to book:- Join the November Event on Facebook and set your RSVP to the event as "Attending" or,
- Send us an email at bookings( at )proximitylan.co.za
For more information please ask here or visit our Website. Hope to see you there.
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A Chav Nativity |
| Posted by Paul - 10-27-09 07:18 - 0 comments |
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There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'
Mary's totally gobsmacked.
She gives it to him large; "Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no slapper I never bin wiv no one!"
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get includin' extra dole innit?.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise guys from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh?
Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, chum. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.
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Nail your Dream Job in 5 Steps |
| Posted by jid01 - 10-22-09 06:33 - 1 comments |
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Little time to prepare? – No problem; we’ve done the research for you. Pursuing your dream job is a big step, so get the ultimate start by using these best practices for success. 1. Attitude - When was the last time you heard that someone negative actually had something work out well for them? Have a positive attitude and nothing will stand between you and your dream job. If interviews make you nervous, remember you are not the only one in the ‘hot seat’ – you are interviewing the company as well! Be persistent and do not give up, there is no failure than that of not trying. 2. Resume – It is paramount that your resume be up-to-date and reader friendly (meaning well-spaced, formatted with bold headings and clear, short points). Highlight and prioritize pertinent experience and credits. Employers do not have time to ‘search’ your resume for relevant information. Next, take time to tailor your resume and cover letter to the position you are applying for – doing so shows initiative and that you researched the role and matched your skills and experience to it. This is also a good chance for some reflection - to double check that the role would be a good fit for you, before moving forward. 3. The Company – Be sure to arm yourself with the best tools available. Research the company you are applying to: its origin, when it was established and major clients - Wikipedia can be a great resource for this. We are extremely fortunate to have such information at our fingertips and should take advantage of it. Ignore the bad press that you read, as there is bound to be some, just keep an open mind. Showing knowledge of current issues involving the company (whilst staying away from controversial topics) will say a lot about you. 4. Interview Psychology - It is important to present yourself in the way that you would like your prospective employer to see you: organized, sincere and capable. Before the interview, make sure you have: at least two crisp copies of your resume; business cards and; any references you’d like to share. Practice a firm and assured handshake. Be polite, smile and make eye contact. This can be challenging for many – bear in mind that between 3 and 5 seconds is an acceptable length of time for professional eye contact. It is important to engage and really interact with the person who is speaking to you, also where possible try to draw on your own experiences during your interview. Interestingly enough, research has shown that it is acceptable to glance at your hands, your lap or any materials (resume or references) that may be the subject of discussion–balance is the key, just don’t overdo it! Lastly, never underestimate the impact of simple gestures: arriving on time, dressing appropriately (dark colors make the best first impressions) and addressing your interviewer by name and paying attention to your posture – no slouching! 5. And last but certainly not least…Breathe! Be calm in the knowledge that you have prepared and made your best impression, now sit back and relax. JID MGMT.
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New Moon Premiere |
| Posted by docmoo - 10-20-09 05:05 - 4 comments |
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Hey guys, We're doing a premiere for New Moon on the 23rd of November at Monte Casino. The evening starts at 5pm and the movie will be screened at 8pm. Tickets are going fast, so if you're keen and feel like an evening out come along! Tickets can be bought at http://www.newmoonpremiere.co.za
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Friendship first... |
| Posted by seyis - 10-16-09 05:14 - 2 comments |
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does anyone believe in letting a friendship grow with a person before getting involved intimately (I guess more so if your looking for a partner then a fling).. do you reckon it would save alot of heartaches? especially for gals who tend to jump in too fast and discover they're hooked on an a**hole too late how do you blokes feel about it? just curious
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