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 Nov 5 2007, 09:18 AM
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 Regular Member  Group: Regular Posts: 20 Joined: 5-November 07 From: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Member No.: 10,836 Sex: Male  |
I'm tired of sitting at home,. enjoying an evening watching a movie, television program, mini-series, or infomercial when all of a sudden my relaxation time is rudely (and I mean rudely) interrupted by some advertisement for some new book. Books are terrible! They're ancient technology. We have so many newer, faster, and more electrical (better) ways of getting our entertainment, someone needs to let these publishers know that it's not 1850 anymore, upper-class women get their smut online, like everyone else. Books take forever, too, you can't just flip open a book to exactly the page you want, you can't even be certain that the page you want is in the book you're holding! As far as entertainment value goes, I give gooks a score of .02. Out of one million. And that's being generous. What can I get from a book that I can't from a videogame or movie? Can I kill russian terrorists in a book? No, all I can do is read about how some other guy did. If I wanted to do that, I'd watch the History Channel, so I will, and I won't even have to read. With books, there's no visuals, only letters and paper, which brings me to another point. Isn't paper use bad? From all the talk, we're running out of paper, and I think we need to save as much of it as we can for toilet tissue, because I'm not going to go french and get a bidet. I'll clean my own butt, thank you. (squeaky clean) When books start providing me with interactivity, visuals, so I don't have to make them up on my own, and important life lessons like in Die Hard, then I might give them a second chance, but the way it stands, I'm against everything book-like (especially books) right Now. (not now, but then) -------------------- The way I see it (from the left) Time shouldn't be regulated by 'hours' and 'weeks' and all the others that I don't have time to name. Seriously, if I need a day or several to finish a two-hour project, what's stopping me? Damn regulations.
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Nov 5 2007, 09:24 AM
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 Genius/Spammer  Group: V9 Mod Posts: 4,454 Joined: 6-January 03 From: Athens, GA Member No.: 832 Sex: Male |
Rofl....
Running out of paper? hahahahahaha! -------------------- The trouble isn't that there is too many fools but that the lightning isn't distributed right.
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Nov 5 2007, 09:57 AM
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 Scientology is going to be the real-life Brotherhood of Nod, wit  Group: Elite Posts: 2,161 Joined: 13-August 04 From: Randburg - Jhb Member No.: 3,528 Sex: Male |
I have seen NO book which does not exceed the entertainment value of the movie that was based on it.
The only movie which came close to providing the entertainment value of the book as LOTR. And it wasnt even that close. Books are GREAT. They do take a long time, and thats why I avoid them... Work is so much less fun when you've been up reading till 3AM the previous night. Books FTW! |
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Nov 5 2007, 10:03 AM
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Genius/Spammer Group: V9 Mod Posts: 4,454 Joined: 6-January 03 From: Athens, GA Member No.: 832 Sex: Male |
Lol, carrots Im hoping this was a piss take post
 But yeah Im with you, except I would like to include this: I have never seen any movie that had exceeded a books entertainment value. |
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Nov 5 2007, 10:11 PM
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 Inspired by JC Group: V9 Mod Posts: 5,942 Joined: 22-April 02 From: The School Of Hard Knocks Member No.: 91 Sex: Male |
QUOTE When books start providing me with interactivity, visuals, so I don't have to make them up on my own, and important life lessons like in Die Hard BWHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! That's some good shit! Books are the shit! Yeah, they take longer than watching a movie, but thay also offer so much more (info) than a movie or documentary ever could. Plus books stimulate the imagination, because of the lack of visuals. If you feel pressed for time, read while taking a dump every morning! 
-------------------- "Bigotry and hatred are enemies to us all. Grace, mercy and forgiveness will help a man walk tall." - John Mellencamp "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet "I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate." - George Burns |
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Nov 5 2007, 11:28 PM
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 Student of Pai Mei  Group: Senior Posts: 174 Joined: 31-August 03 From: JHB Member No.: 1,611 |
LMAO @ Surge.
Don't know why you're hating on books. Books are not only entertainment. They're stimulants to the imagination, to thought, to exploration of new concepts... Yes you could watch the history channel for the 'social propaganda' as presented by some foreign production company. You could watch a movie and passively absorb a barrage of special effects and blood and guts, and be entertained by the extravagant visuals that seem to be all everyone is interested in making anymore. That seems to me too much like an impatient need for instant gratification. LOL. -------------------- "In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box."
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Nov 6 2007, 09:16 AM
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Regular Member Group: Regular Posts: 20 Joined: 28-August 07 Member No.: 10,351 Sex: Male |
There are no bad actors in books to ruin them...
Although movies do have their place in my house, we have far more books than movies. |
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Nov 6 2007, 11:58 AM
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Regular Member Group: Regular Posts: 20 Joined: 5-November 07 From: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Member No.: 10,836 Sex: Male |
QUOTE If you feel pressed for time, read while taking a dump every morning! How is that going to save me time? I need to allocate all my concentration on making sure that nothing that didn't go in the other end comes out of there, I can't waste it on some pointless literary dribble that came from an old man who stays up too late all alone with too much scotch to keep him company, convincing him that haircuts are a bad idea. (They're a Great idea) If you want to spend your life minutes that way, be my guest. (please leave by nine) This post has been edited by Logovanni: Nov 6 2007, 08:16 PM |
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Nov 6 2007, 10:09 PM
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Inspired by JC Group: V9 Mod Posts: 5,942 Joined: 22-April 02 From: The School Of Hard Knocks Member No.: 91 Sex: Male |
QUOTE How is that going to save me time? It's called multitasking. |
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Nov 7 2007, 07:29 AM
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Regular Member Group: Regular Posts: 20 Joined: 5-November 07 From: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Member No.: 10,836 Sex: Male |
Maybe if I needed to be reading in the first place.
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Nov 7 2007, 09:59 PM
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Inspired by JC Group: V9 Mod Posts: 5,942 Joined: 22-April 02 From: The School Of Hard Knocks Member No.: 91 Sex: Male |
Well, to each his own. I feel the need to read, based on knowledge that I can acquire from the books - which is more than I can get out of a documentary/movie in most cases.
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Nov 7 2007, 11:18 PM
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  Group: Administration Posts: 1,790 Joined: 4-January 03 From: Sandton, Johannesburg Member No.: 827 Sex: Male |
This thread rocks!
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Nov 8 2007, 02:36 AM
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 Playing Polo Group: Elite Posts: 2,151 Joined: 25-August 03 From: Sunninghill, South Africa Member No.: 1,575 Sex: Male |
This is by far, the most ridiculous thread I have ever read in my life...
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Nov 8 2007, 05:40 AM
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 Gave my left testicles to research in stem cell tech :( Group: V9 Mod Posts: 9,630 Joined: 5-August 03 From: Johannesburg Member No.: 1,474 Sex: Male |
So you saying all forms of "READING" is a waste of time? Then what you doing in forums and on the internet? Reading????
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Nov 8 2007, 06:50 AM
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Playing Polo Group: Elite Posts: 2,151 Joined: 25-August 03 From: Sunninghill, South Africa Member No.: 1,575 Sex: Male |
QUOTE(Fishfly @ Nov 8 2007, 02:40 PM)  So you saying all forms of "READING" is a waste of time? Then what you doing in forums and on the internet? Reading???? Exactly!!!! Which is why I say this thread is ridiculous! To call it idiotic would be an insult to idiots everywhere. |
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Nov 8 2007, 09:15 AM
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Genius/Spammer Group: V9 Mod Posts: 4,454 Joined: 6-January 03 From: Athens, GA Member No.: 832 Sex: Male |
Dont worry Ruro, I wont be insulted.
I still get the feeling that this is a piss-take, Logovanni is making people reply quite deftly with this seemingly contemptuous attitude. |
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Nov 11 2007, 05:20 PM
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 Regular Member Group: Regular Posts: 31 Joined: 13-August 06 From: Philadelphia Member No.: 5,644 Sex: Male |
I have to say that reading far exceeds movies any day of the week. There are so many unique stories out there that can captivate you much more than the garbage on TV. It may be that reading involves more of a commitment of time, but when I have come across an amazing novel, I can't even imagine TV or movies holding a candle to it, and I have read more than a couple. I suppose this is partially due to the fact that I read about 3-4 books a week, but I have always found this to be true. Perhaps my view also comes from the fact that I see TV as just this overused lazy form of entertainment made for the masses, no wonder the US has so much ignorance, everybody is just watching TV wasting their lives away...
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Nov 11 2007, 10:03 PM
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Inspired by JC Group: V9 Mod Posts: 5,942 Joined: 22-April 02 From: The School Of Hard Knocks Member No.: 91 Sex: Male |
QUOTE I suppose this is partially due to the fact that I read about 3-4 books a week Hot DAMN! Do you read for a living or what?
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Nov 12 2007, 12:45 PM
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Regular Member Group: Regular Posts: 20 Joined: 5-November 07 From: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Member No.: 10,836 Sex: Male |
QUOTE(alexecon @ Nov 11 2007, 07:20 PM) I have to say that reading far exceeds movies any day of the week. There are so many unique stories out there that can captivate you much more than the garbage on TV. It may be that reading involves more of a commitment of time, but when I have come across an amazing novel, I can't even imagine TV or movies holding a candle to it, and I have read more than a couple. I suppose this is partially due to the fact that I read about 3-4 books a week, but I have always found this to be true. Perhaps my view also comes from the fact that I see TV as just this overused lazy form of entertainment made for the masses, no wonder the US has so much ignorance, everybody is just watching TV wasting their lives away... I have to disagree. (It's my obligation) I am NOT wasting my life sitting in front of the TV. (Now sitting behind it, that's a different matter.) I am taking part in the comsumer-driven market of America. People are getting paid because of me. If it weren't for me watching that TV, some lucky non-union production industry employee wouldn't be able to buy that drink for the potential mother of his children. (Taking applications, serious requests only)And where are you getting this idea of ignorance from? If America was ignorant, then people wouldn't find brilliant humor in such masterpieces as Epic Movie and Bewitched. 100,000 Americans can't be wrong. |
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Dec 20 2007, 02:18 PM
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Regular Member Group: Regular Posts: 48 Joined: 3-December 07 Member No.: 11,002 Sex: Male |
QUOTE(Carrots @ Nov 5 2007, 09:57 AM) I have seen NO book which does not exceed the entertainment value of the movie that was based on it. The only movie which came close to providing the entertainment value of the book as LOTR. And it wasnt even that close. Books are GREAT. They do take a long time, and thats why I avoid them... Work is so much less fun when you've been up reading till 3AM the previous night. Books FTW! Seriously. Books FTW! A world like the one in Ferenheit 451 would be a sad one |
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