A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

There's this blonde, redhead, and brunette who have been trapped on an island for many years. One day they come across this old lamp and one of them decides to rub it. Poof! Out pops a genie who will grant them three wishes. They figure since there's three of them they'll each get one wish.
So, the brunette went first and said " I miss my family, I want to go home"
"Done", said the genie.
The redhead goes next and says " I'm hot, tired, and bored, I want to go home"
"Done", said ther genie.
Now it's the blonde's turn. She says " I wish my friends were back here"

Thanks for the additions Amrita, just next time, leave out the links, and put them all in one topic please.